Inquest hears Anna Nicole Smith's son terrified of mother's boob-job

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Tuesday, 18 March 2008

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Her breasts got bigger and bigger as Dan grew older

Nassau, Bahamas - (ReUterus): An inquest has heard how Daniel Smith, 20 year-old deceased son of Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith, had become terrified and psychotic because of his mother's enormous false breasts.

Smith died shortly after Anna Nicole gave birth to daughter Dannielynn in September 2006.

His death has been mired in mystery and controversy.

Testifying before the reconvened inquest Dannielynn's father, Caifornian photographer Larry Birkhead, told the judge he'd been aware of Daniel Smith's excruciating embarrassment over the 44GG-cup trademark stonkers which were the blonde former model's best-remembered features.

"Sure he did a lot of drugs after being teased by pals," Birkhead said.

"A lot of kids made obscene jokes about Dan's mother's tits and he used on that.

"I guess by the time he'd got used to it he was already hooked."

The inquest continues.

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