Human Bloodbath Wagered On

Funny story written by Charlie D. Nowhere

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

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The police didn't really want to get involved.

The National Anti-Protest Committee is under investigation today for what is being described as the "suspicious" positioning of two protesting groups.

The NAPC is responsible for deciding when and where groups can protest based on requests by the groups.

On April 1, 2007 the NAPC positioned a pro-Palestine group and an anti-Palestine group across the street from one another.

The protests quickly escalated as chants went from "we're pro or anti-Palestine" to "we're anti-you guys across the street."

At one point the groups surged in what one on-looker described as "reminiscent of great battle scenes from classic movies like "Lord of the Rings" and "Gladiator."

"Who knew these guys would actually do something out there," said Phil Spencer, head of the NAPC. "There usually all talk."

The group is also accused of placing wagers on the outcome of the clashing groups as members of the NAPC were witnessed on a near-by hill eating popcorn.

"One of the National Anti-protest Committee guys had one of those big #1 hands, you know with only the index finder extended that he was waving around," said Katherine Stallin, an onlooker.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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