Death Valley, Ca - (Terminal Mess): Up to 100 bodies may lie buried in previously unexcavated land at satanic cultist Charles Manson's Barking Mad Ranch, according to new claims.
Jailed Manson 'family-member' Susan Atkins has told prison authorities that a number of key 60s' political figures - including the real George W Bush - used the ranch as a safehouse when fleeing from federal arrest warrants.
"Sure, that drunkard young Bush thug hid out for a number of months when the Feds were tracking his Cuban-born KGB doppelganger for the Texas Book Suppository assassination," Atkins said in the latest renewal of a parole application plea-bargain.
"Charlie (Manson) may have accepted a $10,000 bribe from the Bush lookalike to take out the Shrublet because the doppelganger apparently did a deal with CIA string pullers in the Warren Commission."
Atkins' revelations have triggered a new FBI warrant to dig up the entire 200 acre site.
"This could bring down the entire Bush Administration," one inside source said today.
