Manson's Death Valley graveyard yields more grisly Bush secrets

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Tuesday, 18 March 2008

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Bad news for the doppelganger: is Manson's ranch where the real GW Bush is buried?

Death Valley, Ca - (Terminal Mess): Up to 100 bodies may lie buried in previously unexcavated land at satanic cultist Charles Manson's Barking Mad Ranch, according to new claims.

Jailed Manson 'family-member' Susan Atkins has told prison authorities that a number of key 60s' political figures - including the real George W Bush - used the ranch as a safehouse when fleeing from federal arrest warrants.

"Sure, that drunkard young Bush thug hid out for a number of months when the Feds were tracking his Cuban-born KGB doppelganger for the Texas Book Suppository assassination," Atkins said in the latest renewal of a parole application plea-bargain.

"Charlie (Manson) may have accepted a $10,000 bribe from the Bush lookalike to take out the Shrublet because the doppelganger apparently did a deal with CIA string pullers in the Warren Commission."

Atkins' revelations have triggered a new FBI warrant to dig up the entire 200 acre site.

"This could bring down the entire Bush Administration," one inside source said today.

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