Chuck Norris to Endorse Ron Paul

Funny story written by tinky1878

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

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Today Chuck Norris announced that he will be changing his endorsment to Republican GOP candidate Ron Paul.

Norris said: "I am tired of the media dissing Ron Paul and his wild, yet true ideas. He is a good man with a great moral, constitutious conscience and I want to kick McCain's ass!"

Norris also added "I should have never endorsed that bribe taking Huckabee, even though he gave me $200,000 of his campaing money to endorse him."

Ron Paul commented on this today and said quote "I am happy to have Mr. Norris on my side to help defend myself from the Un-American bureaucrats who dislike me and I think Mr. Norris for finally coming around to the REAL Republican Candidate!"

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