Written by Dr Edward Maxwell

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

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A nose, by any other name would smell as sweet

The singer who dresses like a schoolgirl, one Britney Spears was seen today picking her nose in California earlier today. It was at a Plastic Surgery.

Yes, Spears is having a nose job and wasn't per se actually picking her nose. Though she did use her finger. She selected an excellent nose of note, from the Barbara Striesand range.

The Plastic Surgeon intends fitting Britney's nose as soon as possible.

One has to admit that her current nose is fine, however I recall the poor girl once shaved of her pubic hair so this behaviour is to be expected.

Picking noses is becoming very prevalent these days among Pop stars, Ringo Starr, the young drummer of the Beatles often picked his.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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