India launches Nano - world's cheapest car. Mitt Romney says "If India can produce cheap cars so can we". Promises to 'bring jobs back to America' - tells Detroit he will revive flagging car industry
DETROIT, MICHIGAN: The battle for the Republican Presidential nomination hotted up yesterday. While GOP front-runner John McCain was 'honest' in his declaration to Americans that "not all of the lost jobs are c...
Read full storyMarriage annulled because couple are NOT related
In shock news from Arkansas today, a couple of newly-weds demanded that they should have their marriage annulled with immediate effect after discovering they were NOT related.
Read full storyBlair brokers Northern Crock sub-prime portfolio sale to his new bosses at JP Morgan
London - (Conniving Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair hailed his first official foray into the world of investment banking by brokering the sale of the Northern Crock Bank's sub-prime £2.25 billion mortgage portfolio to his new lords and mast...
Read full storyTata's people's car, the Nano, powered by people. Literally, people
New Delhi, India - Engineered to provide inexpensive transportation for just $2,500, getting 50 miles to the gallon and defuse India's population bomb, the Tata Nano is touted as the most affordable green machine on the planet.
Read full storyPoster spelling mistakes embarrass Democrat candidates
There was an embarrassing moment for Hillary Clinton during the recent New Hampshire primary when printers produced an unfortunate spelling mistake on 10,000 posters.
Read full storyCrime spree feared as Cabinet minister says ignorance IS a defence
Police and the courts were preparing themselves for a crime spree, after cabinet secretary Peter Hain used ignorance as a defence for breaking the political funding laws in the UK. He has maintained that he should avoid punishment because he did not...
Read full storyPharmaceutical company launches new intravenous ready-meal "to take the waiting out of microwaving"
A British pharmaceutical company has introduced a new convenience food for 2008 in the form of injectable meals that require no cooking at all. Responding to consumers' criticisms of current microwavable meals, the company have developed a uniqu...
Read full storyMusharraf Threatens United States
Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - Dictatator for life, Moe Musharraf, has threatened to take action against the U.S. if it crosses into Pakistan without his permission.
Read full storyNew U.S. Drivers License Rules Victory for Taliban, Bin Ladin
Washington DC (IPP) - The new rules for American's drivers licenses signals yet another victory for Bin laden, the Taliban, and enemies of civil liberties everywhere.
Read full storyMr. Potato Head and Louis the Octopus caught in torrid homosexual love affair at Newquay's Blue Reef Aquarium
Cornwall, England - Officials and patrons of the Blue Reef Aquarium were taken aback when early one morning they awoke to find an overnight guest in Louis the octopus's aquarium. Mr. Potato Head of "Toy Story" and "Toy Story 2&quo...
Read full storyGOP Denounces Racism, Sexism
Charleston, SC - Republican presidential contenders angrily denounced racist and sexist New Hampshire primary voters in a debate held January 10, 2008. "Those who voted against Obama were racist!" thundered Mitt Romney. "Those who vote...
Read full storyState of Georgia Outsources Prisons to Taliban
Atlanta, Georgia (IPP) - The state of Georgia has outsourced its prison system to the Taliban. The result of this action is that American citizens residing in Georgia prisons are routinely tied up, tortured, beaten, and left to starve or die of dehy...
Read full storyHD DVD Format Exposed as Hoax
It was announced today that the HD DVD format would be abandoned after nearly ten years of development and promotion. "We regret being so wrong," admitted Doug Hashcode, HD North American spokesman. "But it now appears that the HD DVD...
Read full storyCuban Website Lures Men with Cyber Girl
Miami, Florida (IP) - A Florida website that caters to Cuban-Americans is using a cyber girl to lure Latin American men to its list of users.
Read full storyBritney Finally Passes Rolling Stones Audition
After months of strenuous training and dedication to debauched over-excess, troubled pop star Britney Spears has at last been accepted as a backing singer for legendary hell-raisers the Rolling Stones.
Read full storyAnti-nuclear Lobby to be rehoused on Shetland Isles
Green, tree-hugging, pot smoking, and CO2 emitting hippies are to be relocated to the Shetlands, it has been announced. Following the UK government's plans to rely more heavily on nuclear energy, it has been decided to remove all anti-nuclear grou...
Read full storyJohn Cena taking Drugs
It was absolutely and unequivocally confirmed today (honestly) that 3-Time WWE Champion and 1-Time US Champion John Cena has been using drugs during matches. 3,000 kg of a heroin-cocaine drug combination was found in John Cena's blood stream duri...
Read full storyBush to Restart The Draft Focusing on Lawyers and Registered Democrats
Washington D.C. - President Bush took advantage of being out of the country in the Middle East today to drop a bombshell back home. He is restarting the military draft to relieve pressure on beleaguered troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. However, this t...
Read full storyLaw Enforcement Lobby against GM
GM's announcement earlier this week about producing a 'driverless vehicle' has Police across the nation lobbying against production focusing mainly on the current drunk driving laws.
Read full storyTom Cruise Quits Scientology and Joins Hare Krishna
LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) -- Tom Cruise has dropped all legal action against the new book exposing his strange lifestyle and has quit Scientology in order to join the Hare Krishna movement.
Read full storyGeneral Motors to Switch to India's Nano Car from Tata Motors; Encourage Hinduism
DETROIT (FMLiveWire) - General Motors has unveiled a radical plan to end all of its current high-priced car models and to switch production entirely to the new Nano car just unveiled by India's Tata Motors in an undisclosed licensing and joint ve...
Read full storyHarry Redknapp and the Goblet of fire
NEWCASTLE will offer Harry Redknapp £20million to be their new boss till he is sacked at the end of the season.
Read full storyPresident Bush Calls for an end to the Strike
President Bush, fed up with watching reruns of The Office and Grey's Anatomy has decided to step in to "put an end to this television terrorism."...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Goes for another Jonas!
After teen pop sensation, Miley Cyrus (15) broke up with her boyfriend, the youngest of the Jonas Brothers and tween heart throb Nick Jonas, she's decided to take a new look at a celebrity crush: Joe Jonas - Nick's older brother, and lead sin...
Read full storyDurham man attacked by locovore
A Durham man was attacked this evening by a locovore when he got in the locovore's way while it was grazing at a Whole Food's salad bar on Todd Street. Peter Hardwick was serving himself when a man identified as a locovore came out of the cor...
Read full storyHair extensions glue may be affecting Britney's brain claim trichologists
California - (Pathetic Mess): Britney Spears' love affair with hair extensions may be at the root of significant deviant behavior according to specialists at the Seedy-Signs Hospital in LA.
Read full storyNew Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson sued by former SNL Star
New York City -- Former Saturday Night Live cast member Horatio Sanz filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit early Thursday morning against New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson. Sanz's suit alleges that by dropping his bid for the White House, Richardson...
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