Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - Dictatator for life, Moe Musharraf, has threatened to take action against the U.S. if it crosses into Pakistan without his permission.
Musharraf threatened to shorten the hours that 7-11 stores operate by an hour or two on a world wide basis.
He also said that 7-11's would stop selling the National Enquirer and MD-20 wine. He said that 7-11's would continue to sell rolling papers and Parleemeng lites as he calls them.
Reporters randomly called one 7-11 and the store operator answered, "How am I to be helping you boss? Would you like pack of Parleemeng lite" . He turned away from the phone temporarily and he could be heard saying, "Welcome to my establishment boss, and, Children, please to be getting away from the slurpee machine."
