New U.S. Drivers License Rules Victory for Taliban, Bin Ladin

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Friday, 11 January 2008

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Washington DC (IPP) - The new rules for American's drivers licenses signals yet another victory for Bin laden, the Taliban, and enemies of civil liberties everywhere.

In the old, free America there were never places where jack booted authoritarians stood at check points and asked for your "papers please". The thought of a national I.D. card was in vogue in East Germany, North Korea, Vietnam, and Cuba but looked down upon by the don't tread on me set.

We can thank stone age savages like Bin Ladin and the Taliban for bringing about real change to America proving that their attack on 9-11 succeeded for them beyond their wildest dreams.

A reporter's recent visit to the Oval Office revealed Bush's love for Bin Ladin and some of his other former business partners from the middle east. There, hanging on the white house walls were frames with pictures of Bin Ladin and other America hating fascists.

Bush , when asked why he had these pictures on his walls, responded that these fellows had helped to facilitate the making come true of a long standing wish of many republicans and democrats in America and that is to rid the country of that pesky little document known as the Bill of Rights.

As the reporter drove out of the capital a sign caught his eye which read, You are now leaving the Amerikan Sektor.

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