Former royal bum-bandit behind Charles' crack-dealing Carribean cruise
Clarence House - (Proctologists' Nightmare Mess): Former royal bum-bandit and official toothpaste squeezer in waiting to the Pretender to the Throne Michael Fawcett is the eminence grise behind Charles and Camilla's forthcoming plann...
Read full storyOAP to sue Pentagon as rogue satellite debris ruins laundry, vegetable allotment and local bingo hall
Barnsley, Yorkshire - (Hydrazine Mess): Octogenarian old age pensioner Mrs Doris Pratt has vowed to sue the Pentagon after branding its recent attempts to blast a toxic rogue satellite with a S&M-3 sea-launched missile as a horribly amateurish clay p...
Read full storyNew Hannah Montana Album to Contain Explicit Lyrics
Hannah Montana's third album, set for an April release, will certainly be her most controversial.
Read full storyQuake Thunders, Brothel Gushes
"Marry me!" shouts Steve O. Braganin, a John, to a stunned 'Trixie,' his hostess with the moistest, that was diligently working her midnight magic at Badger Lair, a brothel located just outside the town of Wells, in northeastern Nev...
Read full storyWriters Strike, Writers Block, Whatever Next?
You thought that the Hollywood writers had gotten over their huff about DVD's et cetera, and were beginning to get going on what they do best, that is, make quick, thousand pound animations about talking animals for a huge profit... But you were...
Read full storyGazza given football-theme padded cell
Troubled ex-England footballer Paul Gascoigne has been placed in a soccer-themed rubber room based on his England glory days.
Read full storyBrangelina's twin-pregnancy shocker! Angie collapses in mid-flight!
LONDON: It was prescient TheSpoof.com writer shea lo who first reported on Brangelina's pregnancy in
Read full storyBurrell recalled to head Royal Variety Show performance for coroner
London - (DUI Mess): Former royal stand-up comedian and sometime official crack-dealer to Princess Diana Paul Burrell has been recalled by Lord Justice Scott Baker to head the inquest's official Royal Variety Show performance of characters.
Read full story21 July Firefighter Hero: Confronting Bomber Less Puky Than Meeting Puppet Monarch
London - (Bad Ass Mess): A heroic London firefighter who tackled a would-be bomber during the 21 July 2005 terrorism attacks spoke of the nausea he experienced at the Puppet Monarch's official opening of the London Fire Brigade's HQ in Southw...
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Gives Birth To Children Way Better Than Yours
New York - Superstar singer/actress Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins early Friday morning, a boy and a girl who are destined to be more powerful, successful and just plain better than your kids will ever be.
Read full storyGlobal Warming Wins Denial Award
The American Academy for the Denial of Reality has awarded Global Warming its 2010 Denial Awards ("Denny's"). "Competition was intense," said AADR spokesman Roger Clemens. "Evolution Denial put for its usual strong effort but fell short when the s...
Read full storyMiddle Eastern Quartet assembled in Baghdad
Amidst the microcosm of sectarian violence and insurgent attacks, five Iraqis came together on an endeavor of menacingly musical temerity and agreed to start a band. They couldn't afford instruments and even more so the social embarrassment of pots and pans. Mortar attacks were too unpredictable which eliminated bass, so they decided to use their weapons. At first they were going to name thems...
Read full storyBarack Obama Exposed as a White Man
Houston, TX. - A simple rain shower. That's all it took to end a 46 year masquerade, the political career of Senator Barack Obama, and his hopes of becoming America's first black President.
Read full storySmarty(no)pants Sharon Stone briefs Middle East
Tired of hearing the same old messages from political candidates, Americans have turned to celebrities and models for refreshing views on policy and how to run a country.
Read full storyOpus Dei is Ratzinger's Gestapo: NATO report
NATO HQ, Brussels - (Bad Ass Mess): NATO has likened the relationship between the Pope and Opus Dei to that of Hitler and the Gestapo.
Read full storyBruce Forsyth Birthday Bash Hits Snag
Bruce Forsyth, the oldest celebrity in Great Britain, is today at the centre of a huge row after a knees-up to mark the huge-chinned presenter's 100th birthday, had to be cancelled at the elevent...
Read full storyEd-E-torial 22: Paris Hilton says, "No more Greeks."
(Los Angeles-CA) Vermont apple cheek fresh and pure as un-stepped on cocaine, Paris Hilton told TMZ exclusively that she no longer is just looking for good looking, Greek shipping heirs to "hook-up with", because according to Hilton, "I already slept with all of them. Isn't that hot?"...
Read full storyThe Results Are In: American Idol Sucks
Now that American Idol has whittled itself down to just 20 contestants, the experts are finally voicing their opinions.
Read full storyNation Suddenly Realises Kerry Katona is Pointless
In an unprecedented, collective moment of clarity, Great Britain has finally recognised that chubby, whiny non-celebrity Kerry Katona is an utter waste of space.
Read full storyGeorge Bush Unveils "Great Depression Survival Package"
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President George Bush and other Republican dignitaries unveiled a "Great Depression Survival Package" for American citizens on Friday to much fanfare.
Read full storyGirls Are Lying About Their G-spots
Ivor Hardon - Doctors have made a brilliant breakthrough discovery using Guantanamo-style lie detection techniques that millions of girls are lying about the existence of the G-spot.
Read full storySteve McClaren To Manage Kosovo
Steve McClaren, the sacked England manager, is to return to football when he becomes the national coach of the world's 'newest country' Kosovo, it has been rumoured.
Read full storyHillary using Zod, Ursa, Non to influence superdelegates
Reports have surfaced that Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton is in communication with General Zod, Ursa, and Non to "help make the superdelagates see things more clearly." Clinton denies the reports stating that she has neve...
Read full storyGuns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy to be Bluegrass album
Los Angeles, Ca (Rooters) - A source close to the band Guns N' Roses have told the TheSpoof.com that the new Guns N' Roses album "Chinese Democracy" will be in fact a bluegrass album.
Read full storyUS to outsource future satellite destruction to China
WASHINGTON - The Pentagon today announced that it will be outsourcing future satellite destruction to China, after evaluating the costs of Wednesday's shootdown of a crippled reconnaissance satellite.
Read full storyNY Times Admits Endorsing McCain to Help Magnify Scandal Story After He Became Nominee
Editor of The NY Times admitted today that they knew about the McCain scandal story many months before they endorsed him for Republican Presidential Candidate. But, they figured, once he became the party's sure nominee, the story would have much...
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