Ivor Hardon - Doctors have made a brilliant breakthrough discovery using Guantanamo-style lie detection techniques that millions of girls are lying about the existence of the G-spot.
For years men have fumbled around for the spot that girls said would give them mind-blowing orgasms but now the truth is that guys were being misled and can concentrate on football instead.
Researchers wired two groups of women to lie detectors, one group which claimed to have a G-spot and another too thick to ask if this was a proper scientific test.
The in-depth study found significant differences between the groups indicating that no women have a G-spot, an area that men thought was somewhere near her sex organs. Instead, women have been found to possess a complex set of sex organs although research is still being carried out in this area.
Have you ever seen female genitalia? If so email the lads at the Currant Bun and tell them all about it.