God advices Man on perfect woman to marry
God advises a Man living in New found land on how to marry the perfect woman.
Read full storyNAACP Announces 'Colored' Okay To Use
The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) announced today that it is acceptable once again to use the word 'Colored' when referring to non-caucasian people.
Read full storyJohn McCain Chooses Reagan's Former Co-Star "Bonzo" as Running Mate
Washington Zoo - To appease the conservative right in the Republican Party, John McCain has chosen someone even the Gipper himself would have to approve of, Bonzo. In reality Bonzo is the great grandson of the original Bonzo who appeared in movies wi...
Read full storyPsychics, Pundits, Obama and Hillary
Psychics sit back and look over your shoulder to read the past and future. They insist they see things as clearly as the desk. They haven't a clue who you are, yet they can tell amazing stories. News pundits study opinion polls, scrutinize speeches, writings and voting habits to understand the ranking of the hour's favorite candidate. They give opinions on news programs: "Obama used t...
Read full storySean Bean beaten by old gay hairdresser
Default movie bad guy Sean Bean was spotted shopping near Belsize Park and looking cautiously around, sporting a huge bump on the head, so huge not even professional movie make-up could conceal it.
Read full storyBear starts new life in hiding
A teddy bear who was jailed in Sudan last November has started a new life away from the public eye after months of uncertainty over his fate. At one point he feared for his life as Sudanese prosecutors pushed for the death penalty to be applied to hi...
Read full storyFunniest Film ever made, discovered in Cellar is to be nominated for Oscars
What has got to be the funniest film ever seen has been re-discovered in a cellar where it has lain for over 30 years. It was, at the time of its release, considered to be so dangerous to anyone with even the slighte...
Read full storyCarina-eta lost cherry to Dad
Carina-eta born Carina-ta Funk Bucket today admitted she lost her cherry to Dad Farmer.
Read full storyS.I. Swimsuit Models Describe Terrifying Conditions Shooting the Famous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
A group of swimsuit models from a recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition have filed complaints against the magazine due to "unsafe and inhumane working conditions and standards." Cathy Scotland, Nellie MacPerson, and Holly Simons are suing i...
Read full storyPresidential Driver Admits Bush Moons From Limo
Alfred Nickelback, a soon to be retired driver of the Presidential Limo after nearly 40 years, revealed today the President Bush likes to moon people from behind the tinted glass. Nickelback says that it started with the Democratic National Head...
Read full storyMetal Detectorist Detects Himself
After a four day manhunt, police in Suffolk discovered distressed Arthur Hann, 61, of Wickambrook wandering around in a circle in a field. Apparently Mr Hann had left home on Monday lunchtime with his metal detector in order to follow his hobby.
Read full storyRon Paul Calls Press Conference; One Reporter Attends
Today, Ron Paul held a press conference in his underground bunker to discuss his plans for the country. One reporter attended, providing The Spoof with this exclusive story.
Read full storyBritney to Celebrate "Rehab Lice Ate My Extensions" Spoof Anniversary
Los Angeles, Ca - (Farcial Mess): Singer Britney Spears has vowed to celebrate the first anniversary of the TheSpoof.com's Rehab Lice Ate My Extensions story with a pilgrimage to the hairdressing salon which lent her the shears.
Read full storyBear Woman Plans World Tour
Mrs Gillian Gibbons, the 54 year-old schoolteacher from somewhere in Liverpool, has decided to go on a World Tour to see how many religions she can insult.
Read full storyPrince William: the day they told me I'd never be King
Buckingham Palace - (Republican Mess): Prince William has told pals about the first time he was officially told he had less chance of ever becoming King of England than the dodgy one-armed Jihadi known as Abu Hamza.
Read full storyBridgend Suicides Linked To Torchwood
The sudden inexplicable glut of teen suicides in the tiny Welsh Village of Bridgend has been linked with the dire "Sci-Fi" series Torchwood, set in Wales.
Read full storyPaula Abdul farts and smell halts filming of American Idol
The ordinarily fragrant Paula Abdul caused filming of the current series of American Idol to be halted for a full hour after she broke wind.
Read full storyShrinks rap Trump's coat of arms fiasco
Aberneedhsire, Scotland - (Risible Mess): Forensic psychiatrists have been called in by Scotland's heraldic council The Court of the Lord Lyin' Rampant to evaluate Donald Trump's latest foray into megalomania with the unauthorise...
Read full storyThursday's lunar eclipse: Spears, Winehouse, Hilton teetering again on fairy la-la land crack-up
The Cosmos - (Psychotic Mess): This week's eclipsed full moon spells crack-up time for the fragile narcotic-fuelled egos of Fairy la-la Land according to predictions in California's LA FagHagSlagMag, the top celeb gossip news site.
Read full storyLaika the Russian Space Dog, Returns to Earth
Laika, the little dog sent into space by the Russians during the middle of the 20th century, has made a triumphant and unexpected return to Earth.
Read full storyRobert Mugabe Empties Zimbabwe
News has emerged that President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugababy has persecuted so many of the citizens, that there is nobody left. All the residents of the once prosperous South African Nation have disappeared. It is be...
Read full storyCIA Head of Satire: Bush's toxic Top Gun posse dogging rogue satellite
Washington AC/DC - (Psychotic Mess): "It ain't the rogue satellite's hydrazine that's the toxic mess so much," a Pentagon spokesman admitted today.
Read full storyDelia Smith's 'How To Cheat At Cooking' Slammed By Critics
The new cookery book by recently canonised football manager Delia Smith has been slammed by critics and fellow celebrity chefs as "immoral".
Read full storyEuropean Union Legislation Turd Standards Fails TheSpoof.com's Turd
The European Commission for standardising products has today slapped a big, wet ban on the TheSpoof.com's famous turd picture as "imperfect." The commission, which has in the past smashed
Read full storyBridgend Hangings Prompt Council To Erect Gallows
Council chiefs in Bridgend are to erect a gallows after the suicide rate in the Welsh town has recently soared to an all-time high, and has attracted a record number of tourists clamouring for a gawp. Two more hangings this week have brought the t...
Read full storySteve Fossett Found 'Dead'
Steve Fossett, the millionaire businessman missing since last year after his single-engine plane disappeared over the Nevada desert, has been found "dead".
Read full storyTop Ten Major Discrepancies on the New Coast Guard Cutter Bertholf
10. The heads back up whenever the scullery is in use.
Read full storyUSMC, CG May Develop Non-Traditional Weapons Systems Together
WASHINGTON, DC - In his second State of the Coast Guard speech, Admiral Thad Allen, 23rd Commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard, announced that due to secure communications shortfalls the first National Security Cutter, Coast Guard Cutter Bertholf, would...
Read full story"Soni Neutralizes Vaginal Odor Or It's Free!"
Gets Rid of Fishy Vaginal Odor From The Inside Out Leaves You Fresh Naturally...
Read full story'Ugliest Woman in the world'
A wealthy female lawyer says she must be the ugliest woman in the world after having 5,000 marriage proposals turned down...
Read full storyAdvertising stupid women
As part of the nature/culture division (Ortner 1974), we see numerous representations of stupid women in popular culture. The division of the world into the male symbolic realm of culture and the female domestic realm leaves women as intellectually inferior.
Read full storySelf-confessed fat woman
Boy-lady lesbian confesses to being fat and not having a boyfriend because men don't want freaks of nature.
Read full storyA Few Minutes in the Life of a Superdelegate
A month ago Dan Smith was an overworked Democratic pol.
Read full storyA Dead FAX Machine Comes to Life, Judas, GW, and the Environment
Recently, I was slaving away at my desk. As someone who is always in the pursuit of the newest nuance in American culture that rocks the American political scene, I was looking for pictures of a very attractive starlet-without any clothes on. As a picture was beginning to appear on my computer screen, the lights on a long dead FAX machine flashed.
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