Bear Woman Plans World Tour

Written by IN SEINE

Saturday, 16 February 2008

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Gillan Gibbon's Bear

Mrs Gillian Gibbons, the 54 year-old schoolteacher from somewhere in Liverpool, has decided to go on a World Tour to see how many religions she can insult.

On her recent trip to Sudan in December last year she succeeded in insulting Islam but was spared flogging and was sentenced to 15 days in custody instead. She was pardoned after eight days by President Omar al-Bashir after two British Muslim peers flew to the Sudanese capital, Khartoum, to champion her cause.

This cost the British taxpayer several thousands of pounds as the peers flew to Sudan first class and stayed several nights in 5 star hotels.

Mrs. Gibbons will take up the post, at an English speaking school near Beijing, next week; accompanied by her faithful bear 'Mohummad'. She has now shortened his name to 'Mao'.

The divorced mother of two and self-confessed insult to Christianity, told In Seine News;

"It will be interesting to see the kind of reaction I get there."

She has already alerted the British Embassy and the Chinese Embassy in preparation, but has been advised not to enjoy any protection there as she is now classed as an 'Agent Provocateur', Arguilo and Busy body.

Mrs. Gibbons is also planning to visit Tibet, India, Cambodia and Waco and may even stop off at Glastonbury (if it rains!) on her world tour.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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