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Saturday, 16 February 2008


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When you can't take the smell anymore, "USE SONI"

Gets Rid of Fishy Vaginal Odor From The Inside Out Leaves You Fresh Naturally

Are you embarrassed by fishy vaginal odor and wish you could get rid of it for good? Now you can....

Do you feel not so fresh? Or is it really bad?
It's a problem you're can't comfortable discussing with anybody - not even your doctor.

So what do you do?
Have you tried to douche, special soaps, sprays, frequent showers - anything and everything you've heard might help.

Nothing seems to work, right?
Has it gotten worse? Are you worried that the odor is following you into public?

Do you avoid intimacy out of fear of embarrassment because your not perfect like you thought?

Obviously, you need to take a different approach - an approach that treats the root of the problem instead of just the symptoms.

In a minute you'll have that chance...
"The Truth About Vaginal Odor"

About 95 percent of abnormal vaginal odor is due to a condition called bacterial vaginosis; this infection is caused by the gardnerella bacteria.

It's not your fault.
Bacterial vaginosis (BV) is the world's most common vaginal infection, and millions of women suffer from it.
It can be passed between partners, but it isn't considered a sexually transmitted disease (STD).

How do you know you've got BV? Here are some of the most common symptoms:

Unpleasant, fishy odor that persists despite washing

Grayish-white, foul-smelling discharge

Vaginal itching

Pronounced vaginal odor after intercourse



If symptoms like these persist for a few weeks, your physical chemistry might have gotten a little off balance, making you more susceptible to infections. As a result, BV might is probably cause of your problems.

If you learn nothing else from our website, we hope you take this tip with you: never douche to get rid of vaginal odors.

Numerous medical studies indicate that douching is probably the worst thing a woman can do if she wants to get rid of vaginal odor.

Douching covers up the odor without targeting the cause of the odor. It masks the symptoms without fixing the actual problem.

Douches can actually perpetuate the problem because they alter the vagina?s pH, which should ideally be between 3.8 and 4.5. This acidic environment kills odor and infection-causing bacteria.

Adding a scented, artificial product into the mix raises the pH, making the environment more conducive to growing bacteria, making the odor worse, and making you more susceptible to other vaginal infections.

Fortunately, a new solution has been created to addresses the actual cause of the problem, effectively stopping vaginal odor for good.

"How Is Sony Different"
sony is non-chemical solution designed to provide fast, complete, and permanent relief from vaginal odor and other BV symptoms.

Unlike douches, Sony doesn't just mask the odor with a strong perfume; it's powerful drug ingredients help to eliminate the unwanted discharges and offensive odor caused by improper vaginal pH, and the gardnerella bacteria.

Best of all, unlike ordinary treatment for vaginal odor, Sony isn't a messy, greasy cream that stains every article of clothing it touches.

Sony is a capsule you'll take once daily.
Better than creams, Sony isn't an inconvenient hassle and it works better, too!

Imagine what your life will be like when the odor is gone: you'll be confident, feel sexy, and you'll be able to enjoy intimacy without feeling stressed or inhibited.

The disgusting fishy odor will go away.

The itching, swelling, and awful discharge will go away.

You'll finally feel clean again.

You'll be able to resume intimacy without fear of offending your partner.

People will stop thinking that you are "dirty".

You won't be embarrassed to wear lingerie around your partner.

You'll be a whole woman once again!
"Clinical Facts About Soni"

Of all the people who have tried Soni, we cannot tell you how many have called and written in with their stories of happiness and success. In fact, Soni has a 94.7% success rate. That's a cold hard fact!

What does it mean? Well, about 95 out of a every 100 women who tried Soni made the choice that helped their dreams come true!

We are so sure that will work Soni for you that we offer a full year 365 days to return it if you're not completely satisfied for a 100% prompt refund. No questions asked, no hassles. Soni really works.

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