Reuters News Piece Posted on Spoof Site by Mistake?
LONDON: A news story containing nothing funny whatsoever was discovered late this evening on a satirical news website.
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A chest infection was today said to be relieved to have shaken off ancient unpopular octogenarian Prince Philip. The chest infection was gripped by Prince Philip three days ago and has only been able to loosen his liver-spotted grasp after an intense...
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There was chaos today in London as various sporting celebrities tried to carry the Olympic flame through Central London and past papparazzi-friendly landmarks.
Read full storyMysterious white substance falls across the UK
A peculiar white, frigid, granular material has fallen across much of the UK overnight, with forecasters advising that it came from the sky, and that there may be more later.
Read full storyHillary Clinton crowned World's Most Biggest Liar
Hillary Clinton has been crowned the World's Most Biggest Liar by the Guinness Book Of Records.
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The Queen has set up her own special Royal Channel on YouTube - and her Christmas Day Message will be posted on the popular video-sharing website for the first time in later this year.
Read full storyRoyals Disrupt Olympic Torch Procession
The royal family today disrupted the Olympic torch procession through central London, with the Queen attempting to grab the torch from ex-Blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq.
Read full story8 Ace Identified
Legendary Viz character 8 Ace has been found alive and well living in Hong Kong. Ace, last seen arguing with the magazines Geordie editor-in-chief in Gateshead, was believed to have fallen overboard on a booze cruise to Ostend.
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Harry Potter stars Daniel Jacob Radcliffe and Rupert Alexander Lloyd Grint were seen out together earlier today in their local Ikea.
Read full storySoylent Green star Charlton Heston dies
Charlton Heston, beloved Oscar-winner and star of Hollywood Cinemascope epics, has died peacefully at age 84, a spokesman for his family has said.
Read full storyMosley & Gordievsky in Blair's Opus Dei baptism rite video nasty
London - (Fetid Ass Mess): New kinky video nasty footage has emerged showing Formula One Nazi fetishist Max Mosley and KGB turncoat Oleg Gordievsky anointing their acolyte Tony Blair with precious crude oils at his Opus Dei baptism last year.
Read full storyJesus' Best Friend Wins Lottery
One of the best friends of Divine entity Jesus Christ has scooped $750,000 on a lottery game. Kevin Smyth 30, said his win was a bit of luck and a little bit of 'divine intervention'.
Read full storyKGB/MI6 double agent Gordievsky suspects Nazi Mosley behind his 'poisoning'
London - (Polonium 210 Mess): The Max Mosley Nazi orgy saga took a kinky new twist this weekend with former cold war double agent Oleg Gordievsky claiming he is a poisoning victim by the Formula One chief "just like Hitler's lover Eva Braun&...
Read full storyWriters refuse to be funny as talks break off
A strike by American comedy writers began just after midnight on Monday, as last-minute negotiations between screenwriters and producers to avert a walkout failed.
Read full storyGlobal Warming Strikes Hogwarts Down
You may be wondering why it is that Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry has in the past missed out on all the global warming that has been going around. Their Christmas' were always snowy, their July's were always hot and stick, well n...
Read full storyBritish Airways Loses an Entire Aircraft
Just last week British Airways launched its new web site eBA to sell all of the misplaced bags and their contents rather than find their rightful owners. Now BA has...
Read full storyGordon Brown Doesn't Mind Oppression
In the spirit of the Olympic Mega Million games, Gordon Brown has declared that he is still going to attend the Beijing Olympics.
Read full storySalsa dancing helps weight loss
A woman from South California has lost over 40 pounds since she took up salsa dancing with two friends. She is delighted.
Read full storyCome Again, What's That You Say? Old Dr. Seuss Was a Nazi. No Way!
I hear the new Horton film, it sure is quite slick. But did you know that its writer was an evil old prick?...
Read full storyDirty hospitals warning for NHS Trust
An NHS trust has been told to clean up its act after inspectors found blood stains on a bedrail and filthy commodes, it was revealed yesterday.
Read full story80,000 US Jobs Cut, 7.8 million jobless
The latest employment statistics for the US indicate that employers have eliminated about 80,000 existing slots. This means that even when the economy recovers, or gets a little bit better, or limps ahead more quickly, there are 80,000 job openings...
Read full storyKeegan Quits Newcastle
Kevin Keegan, one of the most charismatic of soccer managers, has sensationally resigned from Newcastle United, the English Premier League club he has served for just over three month's.
Read full storyWenger defiant after United 'victory'
Manager Arsene Wenger was in defiant mood as his Arsenal team appeared to be thrashed 4-0 at The Theatre of Dreams yesterday.
Read full storyPete Doherty Apologises for Behaviour
In an unprecedented move today Pete Doherty, lead singer with the band Babyshambles, has apologised unreservedly to his family, Kate Moss, his fans, fellow band members, his record company and most of all, the paparazzi for appearing, for the third n...
Read full storyThe Pub Regular
Bill Onions was only six when he got a taste for beer. His mother, 1930's socialite and Pad maker, Norah Onions, slipped her little lad a sly half which he much enjoyed.
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