Global Warming Strikes Hogwarts Down

Funny story written by Sophie Jayne

Sunday, 6 April 2008

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Boy wizard Harry Potter playing in the snow.

You may be wondering why it is that Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry has in the past missed out on all the global warming that has been going around. Their Christmas' were always snowy, their July's were always hot and stick, well not for much longer, for global warming has finally struck Hogwarts.

It seems that the school for freaks has experienced a unseasonal snow fall. The snow is so deep that Hagrid was called in with his snow busting machine and lessons have been cancelled.

"This has never happened before." yelled headmaster Professor Dumbledore "It is unnatural for snow this deep to fall in April. Global warming as you muggles call it, is not welcome in my school."

The pupils, however, are taking a different attitude "I don't know what Dumbledore is getting so upset about, we gat to miss lessons as we are snowed into the common room." Said Ron Weasly, a well known friend of the boy who lived. "I love going to Hogwarts the exams always get cancelled and now this."

Dumbledore and the Minster of magic are doing everything they can to stop global warming descending on the school further, but they have been warned they are fighting something more terrible and more horrible than Lord Voldermort himself.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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