Daniel and Rupert Come Out The Closet

Funny story written by Sophie Jayne

Sunday, 6 April 2008

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Proud owners of a new wardrobe

Harry Potter stars Daniel Jacob Radcliffe and Rupert Alexander Lloyd Grint were seen out together earlier today in their local Ikea.

When asked what the pair were doing, Grint told reporters "we are buying a new wardrobe so that we can come of the closet."

Radcliffe later explained what his friend meant saying "Yeah we love playing hide and seek so we are buying a closet to hide in."

Pheww we can relax the two fitties are not gay. Daniel even went as far to yell "WE ARE NOT GAY HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, WE ARE DEEPLY OFFENDED BY THIS. We would make a good couple though." But Rupert didn't look to sure.

The pair were then taken away to the cafe for complimentary ice creams and hot dogs, anything to shut them up.

Inside information tells us that they did buy a closet. As all Ikea products this one has a typical Swedish name, an Ikkifu. We hope Rupert and Daniel will be very happy with their purchase.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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