Brilliant Branson Is Virgin On Sainthood

Funny story written by Lance Boil

Sunday, 16 September 2007

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Richard Branson is to donate money to a new fund, in order to aid Kate and Gerry McCann in their legal fight.

Branson, who runs the multinational Virgin corporation, says that he is determined to support the unfortunate couple. The billionaire claimed that he was moved to help the gruesome twosome in their plight, as he is a father himself, and not just of the multinational corporation Virgin.

Branson also stated that Branson the Virgin has been well and truly Bransoned, in a true Virgin of the Branson.

Branson of the brand Branson has Virgined the Branson in a real Branson - Branson, Branson, Branson - to help find Maddie.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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