Portimao, Portugal - (Disaster Mess): Portuguese investigators think Bill Clinton may have had a hand behind Kate McCann's decision to propel her husband into the huge publicity campaign that made them the focus of attention after their little girl Maddie disappeared in May this year.
Shortly after McCan's sister-in-law lobbied Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and the entire House of Commons in June, UK spooks' GCHQ listening post in Cheltenham picked up frantic emailing and phone calls to the former President's orifice "literally begging for help and advice".
"Sure, this is what any normal couple who lose a child on holiday would do!" Portimao police sources said today.
"This kind of string pulling is everyday behavior for grief-maddened parents, as everybody knows.
"And when Prime Monster Gorgon Brown had a top secret meeting with Clinton in July our Interpol contacts managed to oblige by bugging his New York hotel suite with a couple of mikes.
"Get out of that one now if you can!"