Tarantino To Direct New Famous Five Film

Funny story written by Lance Boil

Sunday, 16 September 2007

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It has been revealed to The Spoof that Quentin Tarantino - director and author of films and fantasies such as Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill - is to direct the new film adaptation of Enid Blyton's 'Famous Five''novels.'

Tarantino has claimed that he has 'a deep understanding' of upper class early 1900's England as he 'knows a few English people.' The new film, tentatively titled 'Famous Five Hang In Harlem' tells the tale of the well loved characters ill advised trip to America. It is assumed that Tarantino will bring his own naivete to the film, which will perfectly complement that of the fivesome.

Some controversy has surrounded the directorial decision, as Tarantino is known for his profane, violent and sexually charged films. 'Sure, there'll be blood,' The Director states, 'But people need to realise that blood, as well as ginger beer, exists.'

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