No MEDIA HYSTERIA over Northern Rock DISASTER
High profile media figures have today spoken out against charges that it was they themselves that instigated the NORTHERN ROCK COLLAPSE in their sensationalist reporting.
Read full storyCheney Says America's Youth Have Bright Future
Reports by the US Treasury Department that Social Security and Medicare will be bankrupt by 2041, and there will be nothing left for our young people when they retire, has caused an entire generation of our youth to become frightened, aggressive, hyp...
Read full storyTough new airport security
Prime Monster Gordon Brown has upset airport owners and ground staff by announcing tough new security measures to prevent air-borne terrorism.
Read full story'Markets - Give me a Break!': Bernanke
Well, we are almost there for the all important September 18th Federal Reserve meeting to review the benchmark Fed. rate. And as the Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board, I am forced to write this piece as I look at the madness that's been generated over this meeting.
Read full storyWIN! A Luxury Holiday for 5 - then 4 - in Sunny Portugal!
WIN - for you and your family - a luxury holiday in Portugal, now officially the new hot destination for tourists and property buyers. Thanks to a good day at the races, I am giving away special tickets for one lucky family to have the ride of their life in Portugal.
Read full storyMaddie: Kate calls in Sherlock Holmes
Dr John Watson, MD, confirmed last night that his esteemed friend Mr Sherlock Homes had been consulted in earnest by the anguished mother of the missing infant Madeline McCann.
Read full storyCherie: The Vital Hours
Rescuers attempting to refloat Cherie Blair from a beach in Someset, England, say they have reached the crucial period in the attempt to save the former prime minister's wife.
Read full storyMan enrolls in college for the student discount
Dover, Minnesota - Reggie Harrison a 19 year old unemployed high school graduate recently enrolled in Dover community college just to recieve the 5% off student discount.
Read full storyKent Pete's Advice to Parents, Part One
Your teenage daughter is showing signs of anorexia. She will not eat in front of the family, she will only eat a few foods, especially those low in fat and calories, and more worryingly she appears to base her self-worth on body weight and body image. Further you have recently discovered a supply of laxatives in her bedroom.
Read full storyEquestrian IV
Before sunrise, battalion commander, riding his light bay horse and followed by his servant, reached the gate. The servant soldier cut short his distance to hold the bridle of commander's horse. When the CO dismounted, the soldier took the horse away. The lieutenant, to meet the battalion commander, marched forward, stopping about four yards before his commander. Distinctly and loud enough, th...
Read full storyPresident Bush & Dr. Evil Release Rap Album
The author of Dead Certain, a book about President George W. Bush, says that the president is a huge fan of the Austin Powers character Dr. Evil. The president was more than thrilled to hear later that Dr. Evil is a huge fan of his as well, saying, "we're not so different, you and I." The two met and decided to record an epic rap album.
Read full storyMileHigh Airlines: "We boobed over topless stewardess fiasco"
Dallas, Texarse - (Ass Mess): MileHigh Airlines has had to apologise to a topless stewardess hired specially to distract anxious First Class passengers during periods of longhaul turbulence after she filed a 'cruel and demeaning treatment' su...
Read full storyHitler Announces Comeback
Recently, it has become quite de riguer for washed up/drugged up/dead celebrities to attempt a momentous comeback in order to get back into the limelight. Memorable examples include Peter Andre ("the most unwelcome comeback since Jimmy...
Read full storyStevie Nicks' Amazing Drugs Confession
Former Fleetwood Mac star Stevie Nicks has shocked the entertainment world by confessing she has not taken drugs of any sort for 17 minutes.
Read full storyPortuguese cops think Clinton behind McCann PR
Portimao, Portugal - (Disaster Mess): Portuguese investigators think Bill Clinton may have had a hand behind Kate McCann's decision to propel her husband into the huge publicity campaign that made them the focus of attention after their little gi...
Read full storyNorthern Rock insolvency: IMF expects UK house market crash by Yom Kippur
City of London - (Disaster Press): The Northern Rock insolvency is precipitating a UK house market crash which will peak by next Saturday's Yom Kippur Day of Atonement feastday.
Read full storyFashanu in Nice Nigerians Campaign
Former England striker John Fashanu is launching an initiative to help Nigeria to shed its reputation for dishonesty.
Read full storyTarantino To Direct New Famous Five Film
It has been revealed to The Spoof that Quentin Tarantino - director and author of films and fantasies such as Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill - is to direct the new film adaptation of Enid Blyton's 'Famous Five''novels.'...
Read full storyAl Quaida plans new family of SWMDs
High placed sources in the Bush administration, speaking anonymously, have reported that intelligence communities have intercepted a top secret memorandum revealing plans by Al-Qaeda to develop a whole new family of SWMDs (silly weapons of minor dis...
Read full storyBrilliant Branson Is Virgin On Sainthood
Richard Branson is to donate money to a new fund, in order to aid Kate and Gerry McCann in their legal fight.
Read full storyTories Launch 'Kink-Tank' - Lamont Named As Director
The former chancellor of the exchequer, Norman Lamont, is to head a new Conservative push for victory at the next election, with the launch of a 'kink-tank' designed to motivate traditional - yet 'liberal-minded' - Tory voters.
Read full storyBad Boy, Belichick
NFL Commissioner Big Bad Roger Goodell has announced that he will punish Patriots' Head Coach Bellicose Bill Bellichik for chickenshit cheating. It is alleged that the Jets coaches were filmed on the sidelines and information was secretly sent ov...
Read full storyReliable and Responsible Parents - The Proof
The besieged parents of missing three year old have finally lashed out at the ever increasing court of public opinion against them. Reading from a crumpled piece of paper they stated early today, "We are reliable and responsible parents - and we...
Read full storyNotre Dame 0-3 as Luck Runs Out for Touchdown Jesus
The luck of the Fighting Irish has run out as Notre Dame fell to Michigan to start this season with an 0 and 3 record. In the past fifteen days, they have lost to Georgia Tech, Penn State, and now Michigan.
Read full storyChild Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States
Agents from the F.B.I. (Federal Bureau of Investigation) shut down over 2600 Blockbuster Video stores and arrested almost 3000 store managers, employees, and company executives on charges of distributing child pornography (both at the stores and thro...
Read full storyPeople Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists
People Magazine has issued their annual best and worst dressed list and the same names dominate both. This year, however, they have added a new category to their issue: Least Dressed. Rob Taylor, public relations director for the magazine's Los...
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