Milky Way really an inky blot
A chance viewing of a negative photograph of the Milky Way has led to one expert in Astronomy claiming that in reality it is just an ink blot in reverse.
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Victoria Beckham's over-hyped reality show was soundly thrashed in the ratings by absolutely everything on television, driving home the point that nobody in America gives a flip about Posh Spice. Critics attribute the dismal showing to an existin…
Read full storyHomer Simpson fertility god effigy is omen say Pagans
Cerne Abbas, Wiltshire - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Whoever daubed a Homer Simpson fertility god effigy next to the UK's most sacred Wiccan symbol, the Cerne Abbas Giant, may have evoked a terrible ancient curse according to local Wiltshire Pagans wh...
Read full storyCabinet Reshuffle - Russians Get Their Way
In a fit of pique, Prime Minister Gordon Brown had yet another cabinet reshuffle today.
Read full storyKate Moss booked in for customised vagina remould
New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): So is it rhinoplasty after too much nose-powdering with ex-lover Pete Doherty or something a little more intimate - like a a customised vagina remould - that has brought Kate Moss to Manhattan's top plastic surge...
Read full storyCops say JK Rowling's agent 'at heart of ten year deception'
New Scotland Yard, London - (Ass Mess): Serious Fraud Office sources have said today that Christopher Little, the literary agent who masterminded JK Rowling's spectacular ten year deception as the rightful author of the Harry Potter series, is at...
Read full storyMuchi Hai has first artificial dream
(Tokyo) Modern day cyborg Muchai Hai is recovering well from recent surgery to upgrade her cell phone implant to a Web
Read full storyVermont Town Bans Nudity In City Limits
Brattleboro, Vermont will no longer be the happy, bouncy little town it once was. In a 3 to 2 vote, the town council voted to ban nudity within the city limits. This ban includes people going naked on main roads, in public areas, or within 250 feet...
Read full storyWinona Ryder Finally Answers Questions On Shoplifting Incident
Actress Winona Ryder has finally come clean and opened up to reporters on her famous December, 2001 shoplifting incident at a California Sak's Fifth Avenue. Speaking from a press room at the Beverly Hills Hilton, Winona offered the following sta...
Read full storyChertoff Homeland Security Gut War
Michael Chertoff's announcement of a "gut feeling" or "feeling in his gut" that the U.S. may be struck again by Al Qaeda terrorists should be commended and not subject to criticism by knit picking, hair splitting, cuff scoffin...
Read full storyChina Expands Definition of Bribery to Include Accepting Kindness from Strangers
BEIJING (Voice of America) - In an effort to stamp out widespread corruption that could threaten the Communist Party's legitimacy, Chinese officials will now face prosecution for corruption by merely accepting a stranger's kindness.
Read full storyParis Hilton and Sister Nicky Give Michael Moore's 'Sicko' Two Thumbs Up
LOS ANGELES (Variety Magazine) - Paris Hilton and her sister, Nicky, recently ventured out to see the movie 'Sicko' at The Grove in Los Angeles. Post-screening interviews with the pair can be summarized as follows: two great big thumbs way...
Read full storyBBC used fake kids in Children In Greed phone con
Broadcasting House, London - (Rotters): UK public service broadcaster the BBC has suspended all phone-in competition scams today after the TV regulator confirmed that the Children In Need fundraiser program used fake kids and the offspring of well-of...
Read full storyMichael Barrymore: "I fear for my life after Putin's warning"
Essex - (Ass mess): Michael Barrymore has told friends that he fears for his life following this week's pronouncement by Russian President Vladimir Sputum of 'serious reprisals' following the expulsion of four Russian spooks from London.
Read full storyBig Brother Contestant With Discernable Intelligence - Shock!
The Big Brother house was today still reeling from the discovery that Clifford Jones (30), a writer and university lecturer from Greater Manchester, is able to display a number of unique talents which have stunned his fellow contestants.
Read full storyBeckhams Air Miles Confusion
LA Galaxy bound Beckham is faced with a massive decision about his transatlantic travelling lifestyle.
Read full storyGB goes Havana crazy in pale GG imitation
The big news from within the corridors of power is that the Premier, Mr Gordon Brown has admitted to being a huge fan of none other than Topcat George Galloway himself.
Read full storyChelsea's Arjen Robben Clears Off To Spain
Arjen Robbing, the Chelsea whinger and diver, has agreed personal terms with Spanish footballing giants Real Madrid and will sign for them as soon as he gets back to his feet.
Read full storyRock, Paper, Scissors World Champ Loses Title
Musgeekan, MI (AP Newsliar) -- In a spectacular bout that went into extra rounds, Akron Ohio resident Herbert Nerdenstein lost his title as the world's Rock, Paper, Scissors (RPS) champion to Gayle McGeeken of Boise, Idaho.
Read full storyGuiliani Supporter Tries to Silence Ron Paul Writing on The Spoof
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - An avid Guiliani supporter, going by the handle "Ethan," wrote a message to TheSpoof.com asking that they please quit writing stories about Ron Paul. In his message, he wrote, "I am a fairly avid Ro...
Read full storySpoof Writers Questioned By Police Over 'Points Stealing' Accusations
Police investigating accusations that writers on TheSpoof.com have somehow hacked into the site to enable them to 'steal' points, have interviewed two suspects.
Read full storyChelski Sugar Daddy Must Go
Chelski FC owner Roman Abramovich has been forced to leave the UK. The move comes after Russia and the UK entered rows over the Alexander Litvinenko murder.
Read full storyDriving Investigation Launched As Woman Passes Test At First Attempt
The Driving Standards Agency (DSA) has launched a major inquiry after it was revealed that a woman in the Black Country passed her Driving Test at the very first attempt.
Read full storyFed. to bail out failed hedge funds of Bear Stearns
Federal Reserves, under pressure from the U.S. Congress, have decided that when all that matters to solve the subprime market is few billions of dollars, it will bail the funds having maximum exposure to risky borrowers.
Read full storyMost awaited sequel of the year - Paris Hilton's "One (more) Night at Paris"
Ubiquitous studios: In a poll conducted by the same website that held the polls for "the new 7 wonders", people have spoken out and declared that the most eagerly awaited sequel of the year is a Paris Hilton starrer...no, i...
Read full storyWinona finally speaks: "It was all a mistake"
After 6 years of silence, Winona Ryder has finally spoken out about THAT shoplifting episode, when she was caught red-handed with her pants round her ankles, and her sticky fingers in the till.
Read full storyRussian Crisis Deepens - War Looms
The British-Russian crisis moved a step closer to war yesterday after the Kremlin expelled four British diplomats in a tit-for-tat response to Monday's expulsion of the same number of Russians fr...
Read full storyJohn Lennon's Ghost Does Larry King Live!
Just days ago Larry King interviewed Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono Lennon, and Olivia Harrison. John Lennon was so taken with the events in Vegas, surrounding the Cirque Du Soleil musical LOVE, he struck a deal with St. Peter and contacted La...
Read full storyToy Company Releases Jesus Action Figure
First, there was G.I. Joe. Then, G.I. Joe had kung fu grip. After that, there was an avalanche of super hero, He-Man, Ninja Turtle, Power Ranger, and thousands of other action figures (a.k.a. dolls for boys). Now, toy makers, in conjunction with W...
Read full storyPhiladelphia Phillies Set Record For Frustration With 10,000th Loss
The Philadelphia Phillies, the losingest team in all professional sports, has set a new benchmark for utility. They lost their 10,000th baseball game, becoming the first team to ever reach that mark of futility.
Read full storyArgentina's Ex-Minister of Economy & Production Struggles to Answer Sixty-Four-Thousand-Dollar Question
BUENOS AIRES (Reuterus) - Felisa Miceli has resigned as Argentina's chief economist amid scrutiny as to why she hid a large stash of US dollars and Argentine pesos in her office toilet.
Read full storyTheSpoof.com Writer Ethan Leaves to Become Speech Writer for Ron Paul!
Former writer for TheSpoof.com, known only as "Ethan" has left to become Ron Paul's speech writer. His first assignment was used today in a policy speech on terrorism by Paul on the campaign trail in Davenport Iowa.
Read full storyBritney Spears Naked At Birth, Her Mom Reveals
Britney Spears was naked when she was born, her mother revealed today. Lynne Spears was being interviewed by Duh! Magazine. They were discussing the day of her birth when mom dropped the bombshell: "Yes, my daug...
Read full storyA Case of Fatal Attraction Erupts in West Virginia
PLUNKER, WV- Local area farm hand Cletus Rimmer, has applied to the courts for a restraining order against his neighbor's sheep 'Snowflake'. Rimmer claims he fears for his personal safety and no longer feels secure walking home from the l...
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