Chelski FC owner Roman Abramovich has been forced to leave the UK. The move comes after Russia and the UK entered rows over the Alexander Litvinenko murder.
Roman, 40 bought Chelsea FC in 2003 and immediately changed their name to Chelski to give it a 'Russian Feel'. He then hired a string of crazy coaches and bought the best players dirty oil money can buy to steer the London club to 2 Premiership titles.
Unfortunately for Chelski, he must now leave the UK with immediately effect and cease all his business dealings. Finance expert Ken Bates said: "Without the financial backing of the oily tycoon, Chelsea could be lumbered with debts of around £1, I think I might make an investment".
Fans held a demonstration outside Gordon's Gaff in Downing Street in protest of the expulsion. The Spoof spoke to the Chairman of the official fan club, J.O.S.E, he commented: "It is crazee, how can Mr Brown do this to the number wan football club in Angland?"
MI5 have denied rumours that Roman is a spy.
Jon Jo.
