New Scotland Yard, London - (Ass Mess): Serious Fraud Office sources have said today that Christopher Little, the literary agent who masterminded JK Rowling's spectacular ten year deception as the rightful author of the Harry Potter series, is at the core of a huge complex fraud connected to the Puppet Monarchy's hiring by global mobster cartels.
Little has been the subject of intensive surveillance since the early 1990s when his name has repeatedly cropped up on Interpol lists connected to mega-fraudster Robert Maxwell RIP, the Mossad/KGB double agent who stole over £400 million from the Daily Mirror Pension Fund and spawned Margaret Thatcher's gargolyle daughter Cherie Blair.
Little has been allowed to continue operating the Harry Potter deception alongside his accomplice whose mother, BBC bitch Anne Robinson, has enjoyed a spectacular blackmail career as an IRA hired hand infiltrating top Establishment circles.
As Rolwing prepares for the coup de grace of her decade-long deception this weekend with the oublication of the seventh and last of the Potter series Fraud Squad cops are rubbing their hands with glee at the prospect "of busting them both on live TV" as the cameras zoom in on the first public reading in London's Natural Hystery Museum of the opening chapter of The Deathly Swallows.
Cherie Booth is raving bonkers.
