Muchi Hai has first artificial dream

Funny story written by Skews Me

Wednesday, 18 July 2007

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It's the alternate reality we dream of

(Tokyo) Modern day cyborg Muchai Hai is recovering well from recent surgery to upgrade her cell phone implant to a Web access able neural system.

"My first fake dream was mind blowing," she said. "I was briefed on what to expect, but I never imagined the detail."

Surgeons used computers to have her surf the web in a dream searching for specific information on brain implant related pages. Her notes upon waking confirmed the finding.

"Why other people don't demand these implants is beyond me," says Hai. "They tell me that I could actually exist in cyberspace while my body is in a hibernated state...and then some."

Copyright © 2007, SkewsMe

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