Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 11 July 2007

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ratzinger has been having fits for years

Vatican City - (Ass Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger's latest daftass pronouncement about the exclusivity of the superstituos twaddle peddeld by his organised crime cartel may be a direct result of the epileptic fits he has experienced for the last thirty years and failed to mention to the College of Cardianls.

Ratzinger, 84, has twice been diagosed by Vatican medics as suffering from paranoid delusions brought about by too much Opus dei-style self mortification.

At first shirnks thought his fits and seizures might be a side-effect of the strong medication he was ordered to take after being caught poisoining Carol Wojtyla's predecessor Pope John Paul the First.

But recently medical opinion has become divided with some doctors insisting that Ratzinger is an epileptic who also has non-epileptic fits as a result of his delusional condition.

Medical cources at Rome's Instituto Psychiatrico Romano have said today that the more that Ratzinger rants on about so-called infallible pronouncements such as today's outburst about Roman Catholic Church exclusivitiy the more they realise just how toxin-polluted his neural synapses have become over the years.

"We think Hitler himself must have injected Ratzinger's brain with a Zyklon-B compound to help him halluciaate when he was a teenager," one professor of medicine saod today.

"We don't know if this was before or after he started getting these fits. Either way, he's certifiable."

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