Written by THE MUSIC MAN

Wednesday, 11 July 2007

image for P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party
Big Al Wants An Itch Cream Rub

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Another famous American figure has found himself in the middle of another political controversy. Big Al, the long time figure of the Republican Party has agreed with P.E.T.A. to file a lawsuit against the party.

"It is simply not right for anyone to paint an elephant, and get away with it." says P.E.T.A. spokesperson Reba Huggins. "Besides, this poor creature now needs a complete rub-down, with his lotion, every hour. That is the reason we are suing for fifty million dollars. Please stop the animal abuse!"

Big Al's trained handler have all resigned except for Dave Matters, who said, "I love this animal too much to quit, see, I'm not like anyone else who worked here. I took this job because I love animals. They took it because they love Republicans."

Big Al is scheduled to go to court on September 20, 2007.

It is still unknown who represent the Republican Party, in "P.E.T.A. & Big Al (elephant) vs. Republican Party 2007". However, two names have already been pulled from the list-George Bush and Mitt Romney.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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