Mindfreak Angel can't make Wife Disappear

Funny story written by ChillerBaggins

Wednesday, 11 July 2007

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ATLANTIC CITY (NJ.) -- Despite going "abracadabra, abracadabra, abracadabra!", trouble and strife, Mindfreak star Criss Angel can't make wife of 5-years disappear. So, he can't be an engaged Minnie Driver (car or actress!) around town, or let Cameron Dazzle him. Legally, that is!

Soon to be taken to the cleaners rooter skunk Angel may soon be looking up his dick for the ultimate get out of coming poverty trick.

The Mindfreak star may need to hire a good ambulance chaser. However, Angel was spotted in Atlantic City last weekend mingling with models and getting his flirt on.

In the meantime, Angel's now-not-so-secret wife Joanne Sarantokos, 37, "has been telling people she's pregnant." Seems these days that every woman is pregnant.

It's the Chicago (The Musical!) defense.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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