Jay Straight Signs up for "Make Me Gay" Course
A New York writer working on a book about the gay lifestyle, he's tackling the subject in a unique way.
Read full storyCurse of the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe as Anna Nicole Smith dies at 39
HOLLYWOOD, Fla. - (Rotters & ReUterus): The ancient curse of the Seminoles has struck again. Former Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith, ex-widow of nonagenarian Texan oil tycoon J Howard Marshall, was found dead in her hotel room at the Seminole Hard...
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Former playmate, Guess jeans girl and wife of deceased billionaire J. Howard Marshall was found dead in a Hollywood Florida casino hotel room.
Read full storyParis Hilton Sextape: A CIA Plot
The latest Paris Hilton rude vid has been exposed as a set up by the CIA, it was revealed today.
Read full storyIran, Khamenei Latest in Line For Good Old Fashioned U.S. Ass-Whoopin', Bush Says
Iran religious leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei announced today that Iran would respond to any U.S. aggression by striking at America's interests all over the globe, prompting President George W. Bush to proclaim Iran the latest in line for a good o...
Read full storyMinister In Sting Something Fishy Going On
This is the moment that proves that government minister, Steve Chubb, is a bent as a nine pound note.
Read full storyVandals steal Naked Good Shepherd from Jeffrey Archer's garden
Grantchester - (Rotters): Fundamentalist evangelical vandals are being blamed tonight for the theft of a bronze statue of the Naked Good Shepherd, four sheep and a skyclad Virgin Mary doing a handstand from Jeffrey Archer's back garden in Grantch...
Read full storyBlair To Go Gay for a Month
London - Tony Blair announced today that he is going to become a homosexual for 30 days. Blair stated that since he has initiated and passed several laws giving gays more rights that he should find out first hand if he has done the right thing. Blair...
Read full storyMichael and Shilpa Jackson
Michael Jackson the "The King of Pop" has married Shilpa Shetty today at 1600hrs IST at my place in Kolkata.
Read full storyNHS recruitment campaign woos GPs with private medical care
London - (Rotters): A new NHS recruitment drive to employ another 50,000 GPs guarantees some unusual perks including private medical care and free medical insurance.
Read full storyEater of Blood book shocks Jewish academics
Rome - (Rotters): The Jewish academic commumnity is in shock today as one of its most respected members, Professor Ariel Toaff, claims that Christians were subjected to ritual cannibalism by Jews in the Middle Ages during periods of widespread famine...
Read full storyBlair Denies Police State Accusation
Tony Blair today denied accusations by Abu Bakr, detained in the investigations into the plot to kidnap and behead a British soldier, that for Muslims the UK was a police state.
Read full storyInternational Space Station extension erection was Lisa Nowak's love shack
Cape Canaveral - (Rioters): The high-tech secrets of the recently installed ISS extension have been outed as a simple love shack that NASA's robotic arm operator Captain Lisa Nowak helped to erect last December under a cloak of classified secrecy...
Read full storyHeather Mills MacCartney given lesbo ASBO
You couldn't make it up! Former wife of saggy jowled pop icon, Heather Mills MacCartney, has been handed an ASBO after shacking up with former Czechoslovakian shot putt champion, Dierdre Peuw.
Read full storyShilpa Shetty Loses Big Brother Crown
Shilpa Shetty has dramatically lost her Celebrity Big Brother title. The Bollywood queen, 'IT GIRL' and all-round celebrity 'Poor Me' was out partying with friends and family last night when she lost her CBB crown.
Read full storyNew video shows Britney Spears getting stoned
Yet another scandal threatens pop star, Britney Spears, today as a new video, showing her getting stoned while on a moral-boosting tour of the Gulf, was released on the internet.
Read full storyJade Goody In Another Racial Row
Jade Goody has found herself in the middle of another 'racialist' row after building a snow man at her home in the Priory.
Read full storySnow Storm brings Britain to a halt
The massive snow storm across Britain has brought the country to its knees as London's Transport refuse to operate.
Read full storyMan Who Sang There's Only One David Beckham Lynched
Disappointment at last night's tragic defeat for understrength England at the hands of Spain, when a man who must have been off his rocker jumped up and sang, There's only one David Beckham. England had cont...
Read full storyMcDonalds McEmpire McCrumbling?
The end may be on its way for fast food favourite McDonalds, if recent events are anything to go by. As well as the 'semen in the McNuggets' rumours, sever...
Read full storyCollapse of organised religion predicted as Branson sues Church over 'Virgin' copyright
Oh dear, what a pickle! Richard Branston, owner of Virgin Atlantic, Virgin Records and Virgin On-the-ridiculous is set to sue the Catholic Church over copyright fraud.
Read full storyAccused Astronaut Starts Diaper Fashion Trend
Accused astronaut Capt. Lisa M Nowak recently had a rash of irrational thoughts leading her into a string of out of character actions.
Read full storyAstronomer Slams Britain's Hopeless Space Effort
Pop-eyed astronomer, Sir Patrick Moore, has slammed the government for not doing enough space stuff. He told us:...
Read full storyChinese takeover Chelsea
After the American invasion of Liverpool, who knew another British Football power would fall so soon. In a fulfillment of the Domino Theory tanks from the People's Republic of China have seized Chelsea.
Read full storyWhy No Naked Pictures of Nixon?!
Few people knew that Napoleon had a stubborn patch of psoriasis amid his chest hair that he could not stop itching. Even fewer folks were aware that Richard Milhouse Nixon's entire body was covered with tatoos.
Read full storyThe Lyin',the Bitch and the Entertainment Center
One of the many bastard children of Oxford Don CS Lewis, has decided to satirize the most popular work of his deadbeat Dad.
Read full storyAfter Destroying Several Major U.S. Cities, Alien Robots Now Starring in Beer Commercials
The Ruins Formerly Known as Chicago - The Alien Robots that have been responsible for creating a path of unprecedented destruction by leveling entire cities and their surrounding communities since arriving on Earth last month, have announced today th...
Read full storyNew drug causes heart attacks to reveal heart problems
NARAGASSET, Ohio -- A new and inexpensive drug taken to ignite coronary attacks for people who may have heart disease has increased the risk of dying among those taking it, according to a few doctors who are currently playing Squash when interviewed.
Read full storyNASA, Man Do You Have Problems
Who'd a thought that NASA would give the United States Postal Service competition in the employee rage department - Never saw that one coming! Perhaps rage by American Idol rejects, but certainly not astronauts. Astronauts have always been regard...
Read full storyColts Unveil Secret of Super Bowl Winning Defense
Indianapolis - Basking in the after-glow of a resounding Super Bowl victory, Head Coach, Tony Dungy disclosed the closely guarded secret to the Colt's playoff winning strategy: "We hired Dr. Phil as our Defensive Coordinator".
Read full storyGinsu Introduces the Psycho Knife
Ginsu of Japan, makers of the famous Ginsu Knife collections, has introduced the latest addition to its culinary prepartions line. The newest kitchen tool is the "Psycho" knife.
Read full story200 Mile High Club Revokes Nowak's Membership
The small, but exclusive, group of astronauts who can claim membership in the 200 Mile High Club distanced themselves today from accused stalker Lisa Nowak. Nowak, infamous for a recent attempt to kidnap her rival in a painful earth-based love triang...
Read full storyTeacher Determines Entire Elementary School Class is Bi-Sexual
An elementary school teacher has determined that her entire class of fourth graders is bi-sexual. The school board has been notified and local churches are in an uproar over the news. Hannah Spinster of Harsh, Utah discovered that all of the chil...
Read full storyThere Really IS A Difference Between Races, Experts Say!
Scientists, psychologists, geneticists, and top experts may have figured out one reason why blacks and whites think differently! The culprit is a tiny congregation of tissue located just below the hypothalamus, which scientists call the entipistiyol.
Read full storyKelly Pickler's Vagina, Exposed
Kelly Pickler, 5th runner up in last years American Idol contest has been unfairly left out of any vagina stories as of this article. We're about to put this oversight to rest here and now.
Read full storyBritney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan Volunteer As Pap-Smear Speculum Models At UCLA Medical School
Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan, in an effort to get rid of their addictions to men and alcohol, enrolled in rehabilitation therapy at a West Hollywood rehabilitation clinic today. "Tres Spoof Chicas" as they are aff...
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