Written by d howdy

Thursday, 8 February 2007

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Equality for snowmen!

Jade Goody has found herself in the middle of another 'racialist' row after building a snow man at her home in the Priory.

Witnesses say that Jade Goody had been minding her own business weeping and trying to explain to anyone who would listen that she wasn't 'racialistic or nuffink" when she suddenly decided to build a snowman in the back yard.

Everything was going swimmingly until one of the patients accused her of being a racist for choosing to build a snow man that was white and not black.

"Jade tried to explain that the snow man could only be white as snow was white but the other patient wasn't having any of it."

A full blown accusation was held against Jade Goody which is expected to go to court. As a result of her racist behaviour Goody who was subsequently thrown out of the Priory pending further investigation.

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Topics: Racism, Jade Goody

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