Anna Nicole Smith Dead

Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 8 February 2007

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Smith gambled and lost

Former playmate, Guess jeans girl and wife of deceased billionaire J. Howard Marshall was found dead in a Hollywood Florida casino hotel room.

Anna Nichole, known for her incoherent rants on television award shows and train wreck reality production, The Anna Nicole Smith Show, Anna Nicole was 39 years old.

Smith, a Guinness Book of Worlds Records holder for, the longest continuous attempted suicide, has been wolfing down prescription drugs at an alarming pace for the last 15 years.

A paramedic on the scene volunteered, "it is only a matter of time till it catches up with you. It's like playing Russian roulette".

The father of Anna's 5 month old daughter is in dispute because the biological father could possibly be the custodian of a fortune in excess of 100 million dollars.

So far 87 men, and counting, have stepped up to claim being the babies father.


A Buck E prediction:
This reporter can't help but speculate on the most unique of twists, suppose Anna's son was proven to be the father. He was going to come forward with the information so he got hot dosed. What a mess.

Anna Nicole leaves a sexy behind, behind.


From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 8 2007

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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