Michael and Shilpa Jackson


Thursday, 8 February 2007

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Michael Jackson the "The King of Pop" has married Shilpa Shetty today at 1600hrs IST at my place in Kolkata.

They are going for their honeymoon trip to Darjeeling in India, West Bengal, and I will be with them through their trip. They will go to Kailash Mansarover in India, then back to Mumbai, India where they will be in Shilpa's own home.

Michael Jackson will remain in Mumbai permanently and I have been chosen as his and Shilpa's personal secretary. (Well, not really chosen, more self-elected - I kinda hang around celebrities like a bad smell, but I've bribed the police, so I should be okay!)

The couple seeks blessing from each and everyone in this world, and I personally request everyone to co-operate.

Michael thanks his fans world-wide and expects everyone to be happy regarding his marriage with Shilpa Shetty.

God bless you all.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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