Man Who Sang There's Only One David Beckham Lynched

Written by politicalpop

Thursday, 8 February 2007

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Hanging's too good for prats who can't remember the misery under Becks and Sven

Disappointment at last night's tragic defeat for understrength England at the hands of Spain, when a man who must have been off his rocker jumped up and sang, There's only one David Beckham. England had contained Spain admirably, but this one plonker had to go and spoilt it by demanding the reintroduction of Beckham into the squad.

Uproar ended with a lynching, and England's eventual tragic defeat. Churchillian manager, Sir Steve McClaren, who in no way can be blamed for the mess Becks and Sven got us into, said:

'Fortunately, this idiot, and that's me being nice, this so-called football fan, who tried to spoil it for everyone was dealt with by a hastily assembled kangaroo court, and quite rightly in my opinion, lynched on live TV.'

Did you see the game? What did you think of the lynching? Fair or very fair? Should Sir Steve be the next English President of FIFA?

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