Ginsu of Japan, makers of the famous Ginsu Knife collections, has introduced the latest addition to its culinary prepartions line. The newest kitchen tool is the "Psycho" knife.
According to the site's website, "it cuts, it dices, it slices, it shreds, it peels, it filets, it stabs, it jabs, and, best of all, it never needs sharpening!"
Celebrity spokesman, Norman Bates, said, "I recommend this knife to all of my friends. Mother and I have one in each bedroom, one in each bathroom, and keep and extra one in the kitchen, just in case. It leaves perfectly razor blade straight cuts on shower curtains and clean up is a snap."
The real knife is only available in black and white. Any other Psycho knife on the market in another color is a cheap remake and not a real Psycho from Ginsu.
But wait, there's more! Order today and you will receive a free, autographed picture of Norman with his mother, the perfect family portrait to compliment any motel.
When asked if they planned on releasing any other celebrity or themed knives, Ginsu said that they were considering ones for Deliverance, Crocodile Dundee, Blade, and Blade Runner. While they admitted that there were no famous knives used in the last two titles, they felt that the movie names lent themselves to special editions.