The job of most powerful crook in the world will no longer be held in doubt. The contest is to be decided by a WWE smackdown or "Presidential Grudge Match", as it is currently being advertised. Tickets for the fight are selling fast, and the UN is…
In an announcement tonight which is shocking to absolutely nobody, the new Director General of the BBC has announced that the flagship political discussion program "Question Time" will now be treated as a third-rate sitcom "It's bloody terrible,"…
UK supermarkets and retailers have urged both fat, sweaty halfwits and rich, greedy twats to start hoarding and panic buying again, after news that a minor "lockdown" will be needed to halt the spread of Covid-19. "We need these morons to spend,"…
After the recent announcement that chemicals in the atmosphere of Venus might signify the presence of life, we at The Spoof managed to launch a space mission to the planet, in order to interview our new alien neighbors. We didn't base this on an old…
OK, another pointless clickbait list. Please join me in rushing home from school to watch one of these classics of British TV back when it was just mediocre, as opposed to unwatchable garbage: 1. The Persuaders Tony Curtis and Roger Moore t...
Initial Impressions The deepfry is actually a solid and reliable vehicle despite its rather poor history. It does still sadly have a tendency to only go in one direction, and to break down when put under pressure. As usual, it is badly let down by...
The well known and loved children's program "Fireman Sam" has been cancelled by the BBC on the grounds that nobody outside the M25 understands it. "He never drinks a soya latte, and doesn't know what quinoia is," claimed a lesbian from the BBC.
If, like me, you grew up in the 1960s or 1970s, you will be familiar with comics. Lying on your tummy and reading about superheroes was a weekly event. Sadly hollywood is going woke and ruining even American favourites. Here's a few of my heroes who...
Inital Impressions Based largely on a 1970s Volvo, the BlueRinse version is geared specifically at rich Tory supporters. It comes complete with looped Churchill recordings and a unique anti-darky system that deliberately avoids any petrol station...
Inital Impressions Good to drive, and seems fairly reliable. First impressions are good but quickly fade due to overbearing cruise control that steps in when you least need it. Controls are simple, as everything is remote-controlled from a shady o...
Welcome to what we hope will be a series from our new motoring correspondent. He has a wealth of experience with crashing things, talking crap down the pub, and almost wrote a letter to Top Gear once. To get things started, we asked him for a quic...
Due to accounting irregularities currently under investigation by UEFA, it has been revealed that Manchester Cty are now the most expensive club in the world for fans to hate and revile. From next season, the average cost of just going to a match...
Following the successful completion of popular soft-core porn series "Game of Thongs", mad Queen of the Ashes, Mother of Dragons and Breaker of chains, Daenerys "Dany" Targaryen, is to make her next move in politics by throwing her hat into the ring...
The following was found stapled to the back of a pizza box after a takeaway order for large vindaloo and chips went tragically wrong. Being written in crayon and covered in curry sauce we think it could be from one of our technology correspondent...
It's official. Angela Merkel and Theresa May are actually the same person. In a stunning revelation, Doris Boggs a hopeless schizophrenic from Neasden in north London, has finally admitted that these two mad women are actually just two of her many...
The BBC, which has over the years become a bastion of angry lesbians and moronic Londoners, has today publicly announced a change in their employment policy "We're going to try an experiment in social justice," admitted a grumpy diesel dyke. "We'r...
The recent furore surrounding a teenage psychopath refused entry into the UK for tearing up her passport and supporting swivel-eyed loonies, has reached fever pitch, with a number of senior politicians expressing their opinions, our Making-Up-Politic...
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