The following was found stapled to the back of a pizza box after a takeaway order for large vindaloo and chips went tragically wrong.
Being written in crayon and covered in curry sauce we think it could be from one of our technology correspondents but aren't entirely sure
"AT the latest <BUY AN IPHONE> conference myself and a few other journalists were given the opportunity to test out the latest in AI and voice recognition. It has to be said that it isn't welly god and has a tend nasty to insert subliminal marketing massages.
The pre-blums bein with it's inabilty to understand non-<BUY OUR CRAP> accents. And is made even wear shoes when trying to understand non <UNABLE TO PAIR> languages.
It also has to be said that the spill chucker isn't very <ONLY 299.99 WHILE STOCKS LAST!> and that like most AI hype the soft to wear is pretty <organic manure>
We also fondled that it was imp ass able to idiot what it rote. The head hitter was mostly <SPECIAL OFFER> and largely <type of freshwater fish>.
We came away feeling that if this is the best AI caaaaaaaan du then we miss the old days of tripe righters and <unnamed white substance>.
We were told that the soft to wear was still <AVAILBALE FOR DOWNLOAD NOW ONLY 10.99 A MONTH> and that a lot of <self pleasuring> was stil todbe dome before real ease to the pubic"