HILLBILLY HILL, West Virginia - (Magazine Satire) - The Cosmos News Service has reported that record temperatures in the Mountain State of West Virginia, have caused havoc with the personal health of many of the state's rural dwellers. CNS writer…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily writer Macadamia Honeysuckle said she spoke with Britney Spears at a local In 'N' Out fast food restaurant. The two, have known each other since Brit had her big hit, "Opps!...I Did It Again" back in 2009…
CICERO, Illinois - (Business Satire) - After receiving literally thousands of suggestions from Mickey D patrons, the golden arches corporation has decided to add a new adult item to their ever-growing menu. McDonalds, in every state is now serving…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre informed the US news media that POTUS had to make an emergency trip to Costa Rica. The press secretary said that the reason for the trip is to see about doing someth…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The Bees Knees News Agency recently reported that the queen was a bit upset with herself after she had put on 2ΒΌ pounds at England's famed Mick Jagger Music Festival and Eating Contest, which was recently held in Tottenham.
LONDON - (Satire News) - Reporter Grover Buck, with Tickety Boo News has just announced that one of the most prestigious unions in the United Kingdom has just endorsed Cheryl Tweedy (aka Cheryl Cole) to be the next PM of England. The 39-year-old s…
BULOXI, Mississippi - (Business Satire) - According to American Foodie News, the largest Mickey D's in the giant burger chain has just opened on the gulf beach at Buloxi, Mississippi. The new restaurant will feature several very popular Dixieland…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Friends of the great NBA basketball star say that they have not seen LeBron (James) as happy as he is now, in a long, long time. One of his Cleveland high school friends said that James cannot seem to keep his huge hand…
PERTH, Australia - Vox Populi (Australia) has just informed the world that the temps in KangarooLand are so fucking hot that many of the "Down Under" cities are reporting that many streets in Brisbane, Melbourne, and West Fitfuck, are actually catchi…
THE SOUTH POLE - (Satire News) - The World Weather Guild reports that even the freezing South Pole is not escaping the horrendously, horrific heat waves that are beseeching most of the world's countries. With countries like the USA, Great Britian,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - There is tremendous joy in the White House as the results of a recent QuinniPinni Poll show that President Biden's approval rating is at an all-time high. White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, said that…
LONDON - (Satire News) - British reporter Petula Tart, with Ta Ta For Now News spoke with the Prince of Wales (aka Charles) and she learned that the 73-year-old monarch is extremely pleased with the outcome of his recent hair procedure. Prince Cha…
LONDON - (Satire News) - True Dat News has just broken the story that her majesty will be heading into the recording studio to record a song with her favorite singer Elton John. A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace said that Queen Elizabeth became…
LAKE SHIT, Alabama - (Satire News) - In a stunning move that has shocked educators and parents all over the United States, the Lake Shit School District has decided by a vote of 6 to 5 to bring back spankings (i.e. Corporal Punishment). An English…
BOSTON - (Satire News) - RumorLand News has just broken the story about Tina Peckatini, who is the 27-year-old daughter of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. Reporter Zackary Yukon learned that Miss Peckatini is attending college in Beantown (B…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Bees Knees News reporter Ginger Beer, recently met with Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole at the ritzy Restaurant Gordon Ramsay. The two British women will soon be appearing in the latest James Bond motion picture titled, "Ja…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck, recently spoke with Prince Charles at a Tottenham Hotspur FC - Nottingham Forest FC football game. Buck noticed that there was something about the Prince of Wales that was different.
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