CICERO, Illinois - (Business Satire) - After receiving literally thousands of suggestions from Mickey D patrons, the golden arches corporation has decided to add a new adult item to their ever-growing menu.
McDonalds, in every state is now serving the very popular McJello Shots.
Corporate lawyers have said that employees at the Ronald McDonald establishment will closely monitor the sales of the McJello Shots.
They add that there is one very strict stipulation, and that is that the McJello Shots must be consumed in the restaurant.
The new adult menu item will not be available as a take home item, and it cannot be purchased at the drive thru windows.
