HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily writer Macadamia Honeysuckle said she spoke with Britney Spears at a local In 'N' Out fast food restaurant.
The two, have known each other since Brit had her big hit, "Opps!...I Did It Again" back in 2009.
Spears, noted that she will soon release a new song that was penned by Paul McCartney and Shania Twain.
The song is titled "Oops!...Three Drop of Pee Just Exited My Fine As Wine Hooha."
Britney told Miss Honeysuckle that she wants for all of her millions of fans to know that her ass is doing and looking as sexy as ever, now that her 2 inch by 2 inch butt rash has gone away.
Brit said that she flew down to Louisiana and she met with a Cajun voodoo woman known as "The Bayou Babe," who she said lit some incense, and she applied some salve ointment onto the infected area, as she whistled a Creedence Clearwater Revival song titled "Born On The Bayou."
Spears stated that she could not believe her eyes as within 2 minutes and 20 seconds, VIOLA! The ugly-looking rash was gone.
SIDENOTE: LaLaLand Daily writer Macadamia Honeysuckle said that Britney wants to sign a deal with the very talented voodoo woman and mass produce the the product under the name Britney Spears' Ass Rash Removal Ointment Cream.
