The Lusciously Sexy Cheryl Cole Who Wants To Be England's New Prime Minister Has Just Been Endorsed By The Buckingham Palace Guards Union

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 27 August 2022

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The BBC has stated that Cole has just recently sold off her entire collection of over 70 vibrators.

LONDON - (Satire News) - Reporter Grover Buck, with Tickety Boo News has just announced that one of the most prestigious unions in the United Kingdom has just endorsed Cheryl Tweedy (aka Cheryl Cole) to be the next PM of England.

The 39-year-old stunningly sexy singer and TV personality is proud to get the endorsement of the Buck Guards, as Simon Cowell refers to the Royal guards at Buckingham Palace.

Buck stated that there are two other groups who have already thrown their PM support to Cole and these include The Rugby Association of the United Kingdom (RAUK), and The Crumpet Makers of Great Britain.

Cole recently spoke to two members of the Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger and Keith Richard, and both say that they will certainly be voting for the super hot, super erotic Chezza Cole.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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