BULOXI, Mississippi - (Business Satire) - According to American Foodie News, the largest Mickey D's in the giant burger chain has just opened on the gulf beach at Buloxi, Mississippi.
The new restaurant will feature several very popular Dixieland delights, such as McOkra, McCornbread, and the very popular McChitlins.
AFN reporter Paloma Sonoma remarked that in lieu of having a playground for the kiddies, they will instead have a cigar smoking room for the adults.
Miss Sonoma did note that the restaurant chain was going to have napkins with a likeness of the southern bars and stars Confederate flag, but due to the huge backlash, they will instead just have your standard lily-white napkins. ■
