LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Friends of the great NBA basketball star say that they have not seen LeBron (James) as happy as he is now, in a long, long time.
One of his Cleveland high school friends said that James cannot seem to keep his huge hands off the hot, sexy, sultry Melly (Melania Trump) whenever they are out in public.
Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti recently talked with the soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Trump and the native of Slovenia told her that she has made it abundantly clear to her shitass "Husbandt," that she is going through with the divorce, and she promises him that, just as sure as the 'fooking' sun is hot, she will be taking his orange racist ass to the cleaners. ■
