WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - There is tremendous joy in the White House as the results of a recent QuinniPinni Poll show that President Biden's approval rating is at an all-time high.
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, said that the approval percentage has just hit 73% up from 51% of a week ago.
Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told the news media that there are several factors for the huge rise in the president's percentage numbers.
She noted that first of all the price of gasoline has gone down by 29 cents a gallon.
Miss Jean-Pierre also noted that POTUS has decided to buy millions of barrels of crude oil from Mexico, as well as the fact that the US is no longer importing even four bottles of vodka from the evil Russian empire; and is instead getting most of the vodka from Tunisia and Herzegovina.
Meanwhile, the asshole who loves to rain on parades, that is Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, has said that it is all a hoax, a witch hunt, and a fig Newton of Joey's (Biden's) imagination.
SIDENOTE: VP Kamala Harris counters by saying that the Trumpturd's penis is a figment of his own sick, depraved, pussy grabbing imagination.
