THE SOUTH POLE - (Satire News) - The World Weather Guild reports that even the freezing South Pole is not escaping the horrendously, horrific heat waves that are beseeching most of the world's countries.
With countries like the USA, Great Britian, Mexico, and even Norway all experiencing record hot temps, the bottom of the world has also felt and endured the wrath of "El Sol."
The Washington Window Tribune did a story on the former "Golfer-In-Chief" who is incorrectly insisting that the reason for the record highs is due to El Nino.
But Window Tribune senior writer Woody Velcro puts the fault right where it fucking belongs - on the orange, slooping shoulders of "Treason Trump."
