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Funny story: McDonalds Announces That To Honor Queen Elizabeth They Are Adding The McQueenburger To Their Food Menu

McDonalds Announces That To Honor Queen Elizabeth They Are Adding The McQueenburger To Their Food Menu

CICERO, Illinois - (Fast Food Satire) - The powers that be at the McDonalds Corp. have just announced that they will be adding a new food item; The McQueenburger to honor one of the greatest monarchs in recent history, Queen Elizabeth. The new bur…

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Funny story: The United States Government Is Warning Its Citizens Not To Refill Plastic Water Bottles

The United States Government Is Warning Its Citizens Not To Refill Plastic Water Bottles

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The World Health Federation (WHF) has issued a warning to the citizens of the United States regarding drinking water bottles that were manufactured in a plant in Kalamazoo, Michigan. An article which appeared in The Detro…

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Funny story: The BBC Has Just Announced That Queen Elizabeth Hated Donald Trump As Much As Simon Cowell Hates His Hemorrhoids

The BBC Has Just Announced That Queen Elizabeth Hated Donald Trump As Much As Simon Cowell Hates His Hemorrhoids

LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC has reported that her majesty, the queen, disliked, and actually hated the evil, treasonous traitor known as Donald Trump with a huge passion. In fact, Prince Charles informed the BBC that his mum hated the hate-spew…

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Funny story: Move Over Elon Musk - Gautam Shantilal Adani Will Soon Replace You As The Richest Man In The World

Move Over Elon Musk - Gautam Shantilal Adani Will Soon Replace You As The Richest Man In The World

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - There is a new kid in town, who financial experts predict will soon surpass Musk, Bezos, and Gates and become the "Richest Man In The World." The Cloud 9 News Agency's Lexi Aspen, noted that Gautam Shantilal Adani…

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Funny story: Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum Reports That The Queen Elizabeth Wax Figure Is Missing

Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum Reports That The Queen Elizabeth Wax Figure Is Missing

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Scotland Yard is reporting that the Madame Tussaud's Museum wax figure of her majesty, Queen Elizabeth has apparently been stolen. Reporter Ginger Beer with The Bees Knees News Agency stated that a museum security guard appa…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Amazingly Leaves Her Entire Collection of 4,738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle

Queen Elizabeth Amazingly Leaves Her Entire Collection of 4,738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle

LONDON - (UK Satire) - It's no secret that her majesty did not especially care for the wife (Meghan Markle) of her grandson Prince Harry. And the fact that according to the True Dat News Agency, QE left her entire collection of 4,738 hats to Megha…

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Funny story: Every US Political Poll Shows Florida Gov. Ron "Douche Bag" DeSantis Will Get His Bigoted Ass Kicked In The Governor's Election

Every US Political Poll Shows Florida Gov. Ron "Douche Bag" DeSantis Will Get His Bigoted Ass Kicked In The Governor's Election

PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - In a shock to Gov. DeSantis, who thought he was a shoe-in, comes the indisputable fact that every American poll shows that "Douche Bag" DeSantis will get his hate-spewing ass kicked in the governor's race. The…

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Funny story: The Little Leaguers From Hawaii Defeated The Team From Afghanistan 17-7 In The 2022 Little League World Series

The Little Leaguers From Hawaii Defeated The Team From Afghanistan 17-7 In The 2022 Little League World Series

WILLIAMSPORT, Pennsylvania - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza reports that one of the best teams to ever play in the Little League World Series soundly defeated the team from Kabul, Afghanistan 17-7. The game was called at the end of the second in…

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Funny story: The Trumpturd Threatens To Sue Fox News For $1.2 Million - Fox Counters With a $197 Million Countersuit Against The Treasonous Traitor

The Trumpturd Threatens To Sue Fox News For $1.2 Million - Fox Counters With a $197 Million Countersuit Against The Treasonous Traitor

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Donnie Trump (aka Toxic Trump) has gained two more pounds and he is now tilting the scale, (literally) at 349½. Melania's soon-to-be-ex-husband says that Fox News referred to him as being a washed up, fat, predatori…

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Funny story: The FBI Says Many Members of The Proud Boys Who Were Involved In The Jan. 6 Assault On The Capitol Are Members of Communist Organizations

The FBI Says Many Members of The Proud Boys Who Were Involved In The Jan. 6 Assault On The Capitol Are Members of Communist Organizations

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to The Drive Thru News Agency, thousands of the members of the Proud Boys, who terroristically assaulted the nation's Capitol on Jan. 6, on the Trumpturd's command, are actually members of the far right, extr…

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Funny story: British PM Lizzy Truss Says She'll Talk About Anything Except For Her Extramarital Affair With Mark Field

British PM Lizzy Truss Says She'll Talk About Anything Except For Her Extramarital Affair With Mark Field

LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new British Prime Minister Liz Truss has let the UK and world news media know that she has nothing to hide, so she will agree to answer any question as long as it does not involve the extramarital love affair she had with B…

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Finally Speaks Up - Lock The No Good, Racist Traitor Trump UP!!!

Hillary Clinton Finally Speaks Up - Lock The No Good, Racist Traitor Trump UP!!!

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper has just printed that Hillary Clinton has finally come out and hit the racist, predatorial, pussy grabber (Trump) in his tiny little toddler balls. Hillary, who is a thousand times t…

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Funny story: The New British Prime Minister Liz Truss Is Considering Naming Prince Charles To Be The Ambassador To Russia

The New British Prime Minister Liz Truss Is Considering Naming Prince Charles To Be The Ambassador To Russia

LONDON - (UK News) - Prime Minister Mary Elizabeth Alexa "Liz" Truss told her majesty, Queen Elizabeth that her son, Charles is on the short list of names that she is considering to be the ambassador to Russia. PM Truss said that she knows the Pri…

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Funny story: Trump's Buddy, Steve Bannon Arrested For Raising $29 Million To Help Build Trump's Wall But "Douche Bag" Bannon Kept All $29 Million

Trump's Buddy, Steve Bannon Arrested For Raising $29 Million To Help Build Trump's Wall But "Douche Bag" Bannon Kept All $29 Million

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to The prestigious Watchdog News Agency, everyone in the Trumpturd's circle of people was and is either an ass kisser, a suckass, or an asshole. WNA reporter Lulu Cul de Sac, noted that the only person clo…

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Funny story: England's New Prime Minister Liz Truss Will Be Visiting Four Countries Before Christmas

England's New Prime Minister Liz Truss Will Be Visiting Four Countries Before Christmas

LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new leader of the United Kingdom, Liz Truss, has informed the British and world press that she plans on visiting four countries before the end of the year. PM Truss stated to True Dat News reporter Reggie Rickenracker th…

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un To Visit Buckingham Palace During The Christmas Holidays

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un To Visit Buckingham Palace During The Christmas Holidays

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Buckingham Palace has just put out the official word, that the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un will visit Queen Elizabeth at Buckingham Palace during the Christmas holidays. Palace spokesperson Nigel Piccadilly stated tha…

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Funny story: Trump Ass Kisser Jeanine Pirro Now Says Trump Groped Her Hooha On Eight Different Occasions

Trump Ass Kisser Jeanine Pirro Now Says Trump Groped Her Hooha On Eight Different Occasions

MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Jeanine Pirro, who BuzzFuzz News has called one of the two ugliest women on television*, has confided to GOPicky Magazine that her one-time idol Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump groped her beaver (muffin) on eight (8) differe…

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