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Funny story: The BBC Says That The Number of Tourists Visiting Buckingham Palace Has Increased By 700% Since King Charles III Moved In

The BBC Says That The Number of Tourists Visiting Buckingham Palace Has Increased By 700% Since King Charles III Moved In

LONDON - (UK Satire) - BBC reporter Oceana Figgly reports that the number of tourists visiting Buckingham Palace has shot up by 700%. She pointed out that the number of people who want to try and get a glimpse of King Charles III, is responsible f…

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Funny story: British Forces Are Victorious At The Battle of Borova

British Forces Are Victorious At The Battle of Borova

BOROVA, Ukraine - (UK Satire) - The BBC reports that British forces from The 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment defeated a Russian regiment, which quickly retreated toward the Russian-Ukrainian border. The Russian troops were made up of recentl…

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Funny story: The Washington Redskins Are Definitely Gone With The Wind - The New Washington Commanders Look Like A Third Rate NCAA Football Team

The Washington Redskins Are Definitely Gone With The Wind - The New Washington Commanders Look Like A Third Rate NCAA Football Team

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Most US sports writers agreed that Daniel Snyder's "New" Washington Football Team" is an absolute joke.'' For starters the name "Commanders" sounds like the name of a New England yacht sailing team. Secondly, t…

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Funny story: Thoroughbred Racehorse Owner Prince Sim Shon Shuck Agrees To Change The Name of His Racehorse Named "Horse Shit"

Thoroughbred Racehorse Owner Prince Sim Shon Shuck Agrees To Change The Name of His Racehorse Named "Horse Shit"

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The US Thoroughbred Horse Racing Federation has informed Saudi Arabian Prince Sim Shon Shuck that the name he has picked to replace the name "Horse Shit," is acceptable. Prince Sim Shon Shuck, who is report…

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Funny story: Category 5 Hurricane Ian Was So Devastating That An Orca Whale Was Spotted In a Fort Myers, Florida Street

Category 5 Hurricane Ian Was So Devastating That An Orca Whale Was Spotted In a Fort Myers, Florida Street

FORT MYERS, Florida - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter, Hacienda Fiddle, who was on the scene in Fort Myers, reported seeing an adult orca whale in the street in front of the Holiday Inn that she was reporting from. Miss Fiddle said that sh…

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Funny story: A Florida Drug Dealer Says That After Hurricane Ian Hit Looters Stole 79 Pounds of Marijuana From His Car

A Florida Drug Dealer Says That After Hurricane Ian Hit Looters Stole 79 Pounds of Marijuana From His Car

FORT MYERS, Florida - (Satire News) - Cosmos News Service reporter Dylan Fresco, reports that Fort Myers police investigated a report filed by a local drug dealer who said that after Hurricane Ian hit, looters broke into his car and made off with 79…

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Funny story: Category 5 Hurricane Ian Was So Damn Powerful That a Pet Giraffe From Florida Ended Up In South Carolina

Category 5 Hurricane Ian Was So Damn Powerful That a Pet Giraffe From Florida Ended Up In South Carolina

GATOR GROIN, Florida - (Satire News) - The US Department of Hurricanes has just announced that Hurricane Ian, with winds hitting as high as 170 mph was extremely destructive. Resident of The Plywood State, report that parts of their homes, busines…

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Funny story: Liz Truss Has Just Been Named The Sexiest Prime Minister In The World

Liz Truss Has Just Been Named The Sexiest Prime Minister In The World

NEW YORK CITY - (US Satire) - Reporter Carmine Calatino with The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper is proud to announce that his publication has just named PM Liz Truss "The Sexiest Prime Minister In The World." Elizabeth Truss, who prefers to…

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Funny story: The BBC Has Learned That PM Liz Truss Loves Wearing String Bikini Panties Underneath Her Professional Outfits

The BBC Has Learned That PM Liz Truss Loves Wearing String Bikini Panties Underneath Her Professional Outfits

LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC has been delving into the personal life of the new British prime minister Liz Truss. They have reported that she loves drinking Stella Artois beer. She loves the Manchester United Red Devils and America's team, The D…

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Funny story: A Texas High School Quarterback Throws 10 Touchdown Passes In One Game

A Texas High School Quarterback Throws 10 Touchdown Passes In One Game

PROGRESO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - Growing up in the Texas Rio Grande Valley, Joe Willie Passadero, dreamed of one day being the starting quarterback for his hometown Progreso Fighting Red Ants high school team. Well Joe Willie, who was named aft…

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Funny story: The Vampire Virgins of Venice Beach Enter The Top 99 Song Chart

The Vampire Virgins of Venice Beach Enter The Top 99 Song Chart

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle wrote that the all-girl rock band from California, The Vampire Virgins of Venice Beach have hit the charts with their very first song. The song titled, "He Tickled My Fancy As I…

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Funny story: Prince William Is Given Queen Elizabeth's Very Expensive Gold Plated Skateboard

Prince William Is Given Queen Elizabeth's Very Expensive Gold Plated Skateboard

LONDON - (UK Satire) - The golden skateboard that her majesty had received from King Fashami of Saudia Arabia has been bequeathed to Queen Elizabeth's grandson Prince William. According to The Royal Fog Research Group the skateboard is valued at £…

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Funny story: King Charles III, Books Taylor Swift To Perform At a Buckingham Palace Party To Honor The New Prime Minister Liz Truss

King Charles III, Books Taylor Swift To Perform At a Buckingham Palace Party To Honor The New Prime Minister Liz Truss

LONDON - (UK Satire) - King Charles has always been a big fan of American female singers such as Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Ariande Grande, and Sista Frizzle Frazzle. So it was no surprise when Buckingham Palace spokesp…

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Funny story: McDonalds Adds Hot Sauce For Those Patrons Who Like It Hot!

McDonalds Adds Hot Sauce For Those Patrons Who Like It Hot!

CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - One thing about the largest fast food chain in the entire world, McDonalds, always manages to stay two steps ahead of the competition. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the franchise has now added hot sauce…

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Funny story: The Kremlin Divulges That 91% of All of Russia's Citizens Want Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine

The Kremlin Divulges That 91% of All of Russia's Citizens Want Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine

MOSCOW - ((Satire News) - America's Grandiose News Agency has issued a statement stating that The Kremlin Voice has declared that 91% of all Russian residents are sick of their country getting their ass kicked by Ukraine and her allies. GNA report…

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Funny story: Liz Hurley Reveals Her Secret Fetish - Gourmet Sex

Liz Hurley Reveals Her Secret Fetish - Gourmet Sex

PICCADILLY, England - (Satire News) - One of the most attractive actresses on Earth, Liz Hurley was in Piccadilly getting an estimate on a labia majora tightening procedure. Hurley, who is 57, but has the stunningly sexy body of a 27-year-old, rec…

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Funny story: The Men In White Outfits Have Finally Taken The Bat Shit Crazy Asshole Alex Jones To The Loony Farm

The Men In White Outfits Have Finally Taken The Bat Shit Crazy Asshole Alex Jones To The Loony Farm

NEW YORK CITY - (US Satire) - Well finally, all of America can now rest, as the punk, who has become the biggest, stress-filled, hate-spewing bastard in America has been taken into custody. Alex Betty Jones, administrator of Info Wars, and a fella…

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