NEW YORK CITY - (US Satire) - Well finally, all of America can now rest, as the punk, who has become the biggest, stress-filled, hate-spewing bastard in America has been taken into custody.
Alex Betty Jones, administrator of Info Wars, and a fella with one ball the size of a bb and the other the size of a grapefruit, will no longer have his ugly-ass mug on television, screaming, and yelling, and hollering like the piece of monkey shit that he is.
Jones, who is now more hated than even Ted "Dracula" Cruz, Jack The Ripper, and Tucker "The Space Alien Creep" Carlson, will be spending a long fucking time at The Rasputin Mad Monk Loony Farm in a very secluded area of Kentucky. ■
