BOROVA, Ukraine - (UK Satire) - The BBC reports that British forces from The 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment defeated a Russian regiment, which quickly retreated toward the Russian-Ukrainian border.
The Russian troops were made up of recently drafted Russian soldiers who know next to nothing about being soldiers.
The BBC reports that many of the Russian volunteers had rifles that were manufactured back during World War II.
Meanwhile Russian President Vladimir Nikita Putin told his countrymen that the volunteers distinguished themselves with all the bravery of American Green Berets.
SIDENOTE; British Prime Minister Liz Truss praised the British soldiers and stated that every member of the 707th will receive the coveted Duke of Cumberland Royal Medal For Exceptional Bravery.
