BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Joe Cocolochek won the shot put gold medal in the 1936 Summer Olympics in Berlin, Germany, has anyone from Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, won an Olympic medal. Although overshadowed by Jesse Owens, who won gold medals in t…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Larry, Moe and Curly they ain’t. Although at times their slapstick behavior could easily qualify them to take on the mantle of The Three Stooges. With her sunken eyes and penchant for premium ice cream, Nancy Poozleosi most clos…
BILLINGSGATE POST: While the movement of illegal aliens invading our Southern border has been the subject dominating our news since President Biden took office, little has been written or said about Americans seeking relief from the hyperinflation t…
BILLINGSGATE POST: President McBoing-Boing wasn’t doing well as he read from his Teleprompter last week. Like usual, he was looking forward to answering soft ball questions from the Press Corp. They say it all started when Joe was two— That’s…
BILLINGSGATE POST: “Pardon me. But can I borrow your teeth?” While campaigning in a rural area of West Virginia in 2019, Joe Biden was unable to keep his chain of thought as he read from his Teleprompter. There was an elderly lady in the front row w…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pointing to the sky after England’s 2-0 victory over Germany, Harry Maguire said that he was dedicating this victory to Monkey Woods. The United captain was named UEFA's Star of the Match after the Three Lions beat their rivals i…
BILLINGSGATE POST: in a document released by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, the long awaited results to an investigation that has studied over 143 reports of unidentified aerial phenomena since 2004 have been released. Although…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mr. Joe has picked up a new trick. Noting that no one was listening to him while he was reading off his ever-present Teleprompter, he now - just when everyone is on the edge of their seat - about to fall asleep, wakens them by whi…
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Joe Biden and the First Lady announced Saturday that the family dog Champ, a 13-year old German Shepherd, died peacefully at the Biden’s home in Delaware. To the casual observer, the announcement might pass as a simpl…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Hillary Clinton was the first woman to recognize how powerful a symbol it was to wear a pantsuit instead of a dress when creating a political image. Nancy Poozleosi was next. When was the last time you saw either wear a dress to…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Lately, there has been much conversation concerning Unidentified Flying Objects. After a full investigation by various intelligence agencies, the following report, including the transcript of an alien conversation, was just declas…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Elmer Smuckmeister, a retired farmer living in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, was proud of the Yale diploma he had nailed to the wall of his barn, right next to a picture of his 4-H heifer, Ellie, who won first prize at the 1960 State…
BILLINGSGATE POST: If Wile E Biden had his way, the Trump Runner would be banned from Planet Earth - and beyond. It’s nightfall in the Sonoran Desert. For as long as anyone can remember, when the relentless sun goes down, falling below the horiz…
BILLINGSGATE POST: To placate conservative members of Congress regarding his order to have all of our troops out of Afghanistan by July 1st, President Biden announced today, “That under the authority granted to him under the ‘Row vs Wade Amendment’…
BILLINGSGATE POST: If you have ever visited Arlington National Cemetery, or any of the other hollowed places where our veterans are buried, looking at the countless white monuments that mark the final resting place of these men and women, there is a…
BILLINGSGATE POST: He has to be somewhere. Now we know. With most of the incoming news on Hunter Biden’s whereabouts coming from the New York Post, including lurid pictures of Hunter balancing two totally nekid hookers on his lower abdomen, each fa…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Never one to engage in hyperbole, Donald Trump, in assessing the sharp tongue of House Speaker, Nancy Poozleosi, said that she could eat ice cream with her mask on. Noting Nancy’s affinity for expensively rich ice cream that occ…
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