CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida – (Satire News) - A team of 4 unprofessional astronauts who lifted off on board the Falcon-9 rocket "Imagination-4," from the President Joseph “Joey” Biden Launch Complex 39-IUD at the Kennedy Space Center for a 3-day explorat…
SpaceX has sent up another supply ship to the International Space Station, (because NASA is too busy doing their nails), but an increasingly bizarre list of supply items is raising eyebrows. The Falcon rocket, launched on August 29 from Elon Musk'…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The iNews Agency has confirmed that Bezos-Musk, Inc., has signed a contract with the Super Space Corporation to build the most advanced truck in the world. The BM Cybertruck was designed by a first-rate team of scientific…
(To be sung to the melody of “One Tin Soldier”) Listen children to a story That was told not long ago ‘Bout a rich guy on a mountain And his workers far below. On the mountain was a treasure Where the white guy paid no tax ‘Cause our tax law…
GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba – (Satire News) – The largest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk,. Inc. has just purchased Guantanamo Bay Prison for $17.3 million. Co-CEO’s Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk spoke with Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel and…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The largest company in the entire world, Bezos-Musk, Inc., has just made an offer to purchase England’s most popular football team (soccer in the US), the Manchester United Red Devils. Jeff Bezos said that althoug…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – NASA has just announced that after an intense round of negotiations, they have agreed to sell the planet Saturn to Elon Musk. Musk had been trying to purchase the Ringed Planet since October, 13, of 2016. A spoke…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The largest corporation in the world Bezos-Musk Inc., has just announced that it is currently in negotiations with The Alamo Coalition Alliance, in an effort to purchase the historical Texas mission located in downtown…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) – Experts on the world’s climate have been saying since February 14, 2013, that Iceland is melting little by little as a result of climate change. Recent studies conducted by the Quinnipinni Study Group of Delaware now rep…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the country’s leading financial experts recently stated that if Elon Musk were to convert all of his billions and billions of dollars into $100 bills and lay them end-to-end, they would stretch from Saturn, to M…
SANTA MUCHACHA, California – (Satire News) – Those who know Elon Musk, aka Mr. Mars, know that there are four things that the amazing billionaire loves, The Houston Astros, The La Brea Tar Pits, Mars, and Sofia Vergara’s amazing breasts. But as h…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Multi-billionaire Elon Musk recently told Oprah Winfrey that he’s not conceited, he’s just cock-sure. The man who could single-handedly feed half-a-dozen third world countries with money from his miscellaneous fund stated…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News has disclosed that one of the richest men in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the most amazing drone in the history of drones. Musk, who has an IQ of 213.7, told IFN’s Redwood Fingerboo, that…
The Supreme Court of the United States is at it again. They’re going to get in women’s panties and decide what women can or cannot do with their bodies, panty-wise. After all, with global warming and food rationing looming in the future, it’s time to…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is the first American news agency to report that multi-gazillionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have agreed to lend the U.S. government $80 billion. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle broke the story even before…
BEVERLY HILLS – (Satire News) – The members of the Beverly Hills celebrity community are all worried as hell, as U.S. meteorologists have just announced that a rogue meteor is headed right smack dab for the gated-community of Tinsel Town's filthy ric…
(Satire News) – Word coming out of Willie Nelson’s Austin ranch is that he has met with billionaire Elon Musk, and wants to be allowed to be one of the first to travel to Mars. Nelson, who has admitted to smoking marijuana ever since he was 8 mont…
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