CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Noted astrologist Hilly Pendella, says that she has been saying for 11 months that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is going to end up in prison just as sure as Siberia is freezing cold in December. Miss Pendella said that T…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden reminded the Orange Asshole (aka Trump) that the United States government is not going to pay him one damn dime for the damage his complex received from Hurricane Ian. POTUS told the Predator, tha…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The world of delivery has just gotten a bit more competitive. Uber has just joined the land of delivery service and will give FedEx and UPS some competition. Unlike the two top delivery service companies, with Uber, its d…
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's Ole News Agency reports that the world famous Las Maracas Wedding Chapel is the only one in the Republic of Mexico that is open 365 days a year, 24 hours a day. The chapel which is owned by the same famil…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - When people lie, cheat, steal, and basically act like they are better than anyone else, someone will eventually tap them on the shoulders and simply say "Come with me." That is exactly what is going to happen to the…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson traveled to the Windy City to see about possibly getting a labia majora transpant. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo, Sarah first noticed the slight deformity wh…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Rock Paper Scissors Studios in association with Touch Rock Films will be producing a vampire motion picture titled "The Curse of The Vampire Bounce Caste." Starring in the Monteverdi Bros (Amaretto and Staccato) film wi…
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - Donald Trump says he will be back in the White House in 2024. Las Vegas says the tax-evading asshole will be in Sing Sing (Prison) before Vaentine's Day, 2023. Meanwhile Melania says that he will be in the poor…
CUSTER COUNTY, Colorado - (Satire News) - Ever since she was a little girl growing up in Iowa, Sherry Tuckahoe, wanted to do two things when she grew up; one, she wanted to work as a pole dancer and two, she wanted to be a sheriff. Well the striki…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The latest menu item form Jack In The Box is selling like crazy. Jack Tamales are all the rage and some of the establishments are selling out by noon time. The tamales were created from an old Tijuana tamale recipe…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Well now that the 44-Day Prime Minister has left the building (literally), the UK will most probably ask the former PM to once again take over the reins and lead England to the Land of The Future. Liz Truss, said that she…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The one and only person that King Charles III, has to listen to has spoken. The new king's wife, Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles, let her hubby know that she wants Buckingham Palace to be painted in her favorite color…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Jennifer Lopez keeps on getting the awards and her latest comes from the highly reputable fem magazine "Upskirt Illustrated Magazine." UIM's Tina Taqueria states that Jenny of the Block proves the old adage that age is…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC recently reported that the late queen, was actually a bowling enthusiast and participant. BBC reporter Oceana Figgly interviewed her majesty, nine months ago, and learned that her grandmother first taught her how t…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - When little Toby Weatherwax was born, the delivery room doctor and nurses all exclaimed "Wow!" Toby was born with the biggest forehead in the history of baby deliveries. And now at the age of 32, his forehead has…
WACKY TABACKY, Alabama - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency (Research Division) has just discovered a 27-year-old woman living in Alabama, who claims to be the illegitimate daughter of Donald Trump. The woman, who works as a fry cook a…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Washington, D.C. Globe-Gazette is reporting that a UK warship, The HMS Toot Sweet, has been hit by three Russian submarine torpedoes. The Toot Sweet was so badly damaged that it is limping back to its home po…
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